h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*comes out of kitchen with huge tray of freshly made doghnuts* here we go... anyone want any?

*waits patiently while a ginger blur speeds past and devours the doughnuts*

Would Ma'am care for a napkin?

Hey! I think my camcorder caught that! Let's see if we can watch an action replay in slow motion. Gather round peeps!

*Greebo can be seen on screen, diving onto the plate of doughnuts and devouring them*

So, things are back to normal.

BURPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

~grin~

That confirms it!
Feeling better, Greebs?

*carries in a tall glass of milk*

did you enjoy them so? *g*

*starts looking for crumbs to sweep up but finds none*

~Greebo enjoys her milk muchly... She the rummages in her Garfield Backpack... produces a cream cracker and breaks it into little pieces on the floor...~

Menza ... me has found some crumbs...

~Greebo enjoys her milk muchly... She the rummages in her Garfield Backpack... produces a cream cracker and breaks it into little pieces on the floor...~

Menza ... me has found some crumbs...

*assults crumbs with a dust pan and brush*

Menza.... assaulting crumbs..... terrible!

and its good to see we have the old Greebo back *hands over pressie* sorry, meant to give you this earlier, but you were a bit out of it!

Hey, Menza my dear. Wouldn't you rather use this super deluxe vacuum cleaner for those crumbs?

*Produces a gleaming vacuum cleaner, switches it on and shouts at the top of her voice*

Its rather noisy, but very, very powerful!

Watch out!

*The machine starts to take on a life of its own and shoots towards the unsuspecting Menza who turns and runs with the vacuum cleaner in hot pursuit*

Oops! Now, where did I plug the damned thing in?

I believe it was here Ma'am

*hands over a plug with a sort length of cable sticking out of it with very fraid ends*

Wow... thanks for the pressie FC... ~grin~... Me has missed you alll lots and lots...

Good evening Ma'am

*passes over a doughnut on a silver platter*

*reduced to tears due to the fact that someone stole his good whisky, which he was quite happy to share around, but nooOOOoo, someone had to steal it, then it got drunk, without being passed around. Boo hoo hoo *

But Sir left a spare on the dining room table

*passes over an unopened bottle*

Really, I can't quite seem to remember. Champagne does that to me sometimes. Menza, old chap, thank you. *takes proffered bottle and undoes the cap on the 'Uisge beatha', takes a hefty slug of the bottles contents*
Yep that's the one, I can feel the old 'Water of Life' coursing through my veins once more!