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Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
You can ask... whether or not you'll get anything is another matter...
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
hmm... *wonders whether murder mystery would be a good idea...*
well, I'm back from the lab. It seems that it was no ordinary whisky. It was indeed contaminated with a very strange substance, one which should not be drunk under any circumstances..... yes.... anti-alcohol.....
*evil deducing music in the background... dum dum daaaaah!*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
*gasps in horror*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
yes.
*dramatic pause with effective music bit*
now all someone has to do is figure out how it got there in the first place and WHY????
*more dramatic music*
why does that music keep coming in??? 
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
Sorry! *turns off his Walkman*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
hehe... so Dr. EV where were you during the time in question...?? *not really sure when the time in question is... or why she's asking but thats the sort of thing that happens isn't it...!*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
Well, if it's any time since the beginning of the meal, I was probably out cold on the floor.
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
hmm.. that rules you out doesn;t it.
maybe this should have been planned a bit more....
maybe we could just say 'the butler did it'... wonder what Menza would say to that....!
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
He'd probably say "Very good, ma'am"... try it!
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
ok.... after much deliberation I have come to the conclusion that....
EV. Please. Turn that damn music off!!!
As I was saying..... EV???? The butler did it.... *indrawn gasps all round....*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
*removes the tape of dramatic music*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
hmm. now all we need is for Menza to come online...!
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jun 27, 2000
*waits patiently*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
StipeyZ.Rickenbacker Posted Jun 27, 2000
hey - i liked this dramatic music, i'm a sucker for melodramatic soundtracks... could someone please put it back on? (or i'll have to start singing again *sadistic grin*)
StipeyZ.Rickenbacker
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
hmmm... it would build the tension till Menza gets here I guess...
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Menza Posted Jun 27, 2000
*walks in wearing false tash and dark glasses*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
hmmm.... so. whats a guy like you doing with a tash like that???
and you must be the famous Dr M. yes? *hmm... how far can poetic license take this??? 
*
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
Fashion Cat Posted Jun 27, 2000
psst.... couldn't you have done something like... no no. it wasnt me, I'm only a butler, why would I want to give anti-alcohol to my poor mistress... I wouldn't do that, why blame me....
or...
hah. yes, and soon you will all be suffering the same way....
that would work....!!!
Breakfast in the hospital/hospitality tent
StipeyZ.Rickenbacker Posted Jun 27, 2000
anti alcohol! the idea of it! *grasps throat* ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!
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- 87: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 27, 2000)
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- 89: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 27, 2000)
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- 91: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 27, 2000)
- 92: Fashion Cat (Jun 27, 2000)
- 93: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jun 27, 2000)
- 94: StipeyZ.Rickenbacker (Jun 27, 2000)
- 95: Fashion Cat (Jun 27, 2000)
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