h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* HE wanders back in after attending to a few 'reality' type things. Honestly, most weekends the potent mixture of alcohol and spare time has a habit of sending most of humanity potty... *

Dare I trifle with a trifle ?

Preferably wine...

- Simply, High Spirited.

You'd have to share it with Dr. E. you know as he's rather partial to trifle and he may not want to share with anyone else - omnipotent or not!

I wonder if Menza has found where the chaps went off to...

*Helps herself to another glass of bolly*

I'm sorry to say Ma'am that I did not.

~Greebo hunts in vain for a doughnut... and gets depressed a little...~

*carefully places a doughnut infront of Greebo so that none of the other guests can see.*

What was that? I think it might have been one of those subliminal images of a doughnut - you know, the ones that disappear too quickly to see, but your brain knows it was there.
So ladies - looks like we've drunk most of the men under the table then! No stamina!

*thinks*
(if the men are all slumped under the table....)
Greebo! Where's that camera?

*rolls eyes and places camera in front of Coelocanth's tank*

~Greebo snaffles the doughnut... grabs the camera... takes a swig of bolly... and proceeds to go undercover~

*Phil wakes up from down one end of the table*

Any of that Bolly and the apple pie left?

Hi Phil, you obviously have more stamina than the rest of the male guests at the dinner. Have some Bolly! Greebo seems to have an endless supply. GAR - CON Apple pie for Phil!
*focusses camera on Greebo who has gone under the cover*

~Greebo is giggling under the table~

*returns from the kitchen carrying an apple pie*

Here you are Sir.

*starts pouring Bolly for everyone*

I wouldn't say I've more stamina than the others, just that I know when to wake up for the dessert

Thanks for the apple pie and bolly Menza, you're doing a fine job.

*bows*

Thank you Sir.

Greebo? Stop giggling and tell us what you can see. Babel-17 has cigars and a hip flask in his furry purse. Which one is making you giggle?

~The giggling stops for a few seconds~.. Me thinks he has forgotten his furry purse... ~snigger~

*rolls eyes to the ceiling*

*wakes to find himself face down in a bowl of trifle*
I say... how much sherry did you put in that trifle?

Hey! Cabaret! What other tricks do you do?