A Conversation for The Dinner Party
2nd Course at the dinner party
coelacanth Posted May 27, 2000
*whispers to Gwennie*
I don't need a picture anymore. All has been revealed elsewhere! 
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Menza Posted May 27, 2000
*starts presenting the guests with their chosen courses*
*then tops up all the Y*
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coelacanth Posted May 27, 2000
*Waves hat at Menza*
Can you top up the Bolly too Sweetie! It seems to be disappearing fast.
*peers at Gwennie, who has a suspiciously long straw in her hand*
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Menza Posted May 27, 2000
Certainly Ma'am
*Tops up the Bolly*
Is that satisfacory Ma'am?
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Babel17 Posted May 27, 2000
*waves his hat inair too*
Mine too, Menza old boy! Marvellous old retainer you have there Greebo. What would we do without him? Get our own Bolly I suppose
This salmon is habsolutely Deeevine.
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Menza Posted May 27, 2000
Certainly Sir
*Fills container on hat with fresh Bolly*
Anything else Sir?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 27, 2000
*waves his hat in the air too*
I'm fine at the moment, but I thought I'd join in the hat-waving anyway.
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GreeboTCat Posted May 27, 2000
~Greebo waves her tail in the air... just for the fun of it...~
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Babel17 Posted May 27, 2000
No thank you Menza, you are doing a grand job, a veritable credit to your mistress.
*turns to Greebo, raises voice slightly* I said he's a credit to you Greebo, m'dear!
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GreeboTCat Posted May 27, 2000
Yes Menza is quite a treasure... ~grin~... what would me do without him...
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Baldrick Posted May 27, 2000
Appoint me Butler? Buttle yourself?
*Baldrick again withdraws to avoid missiles*
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Babel17 Posted May 27, 2000
Er..eat out all the time? Go to other peoples parties? Persuaded other butlers that it would be in their interest to come and work for you? Still all hyper...hypar...hypothetical (hic, 'scuse me) as Menza DOES work for you Think the Bolly is starting to work 
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coelacanth Posted May 27, 2000
*whispers to Greebo*
The plan's working then! Still got the camera?
*Loudly*
Another top up there Babel-17?
HIC
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Babel17 Posted May 27, 2000
Ok Coely. But just half fill my hat please, my head is feeling v e r y
h e a v y. (hic, 'scuse me).
Menza could I have a carafe of water please.
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Menza Posted May 27, 2000
Certainly Sir
*pours a |_| of water and hands it to Babel-17*
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coelacanth Posted May 27, 2000
*slips some vodka in the water when nobody is looking, then winks at Greebo *
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coelacanth Posted May 28, 2000
I don't think we are quite ready yet, but look what's just been trundled into the room.
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=40197&thread=54447
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- 47: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 27, 2000)
- 48: GreeboTCat (May 27, 2000)
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