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2nd Course at the dinner party
Thistle Posted May 26, 2000
hi!
ummm... i seem to have got a bit lost in the kitchen.
someone gonna pour me a drink b4 i spontaneously combust?
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Menza Posted May 26, 2000
*Pours St Thistle a Y of champagne*
I hope this is satisfactory.
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Ishtar Posted May 26, 2000
.......psssst...... last course now ready......returns to kitchen
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GreeboTCat Posted May 26, 2000
But we're only on the second course... oh well... more drinkies me thinks... ~hic!~
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Menza Posted May 26, 2000
*pours every one another Y and returns to the kitchen to start serving the main course*
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coelacanth Posted May 26, 2000
I've just had a peek in the kitchen The main course is:
Fillet of salmon in a lime and lemon marinade to with a buttered herb crust
baby jersey royal potatoes with fresh mint
courgette ribbons
orange and seseme carrot sticks
or
raw salmon fillets
or
Vegan Mousaka
Tomato and onion salad with fresh coriander
wholemeal pitta bread
or
Hazelnut and mealworm suprise
Mixed leaves
WOW! Thanks Ishtar! 
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Menza Posted May 26, 2000
Certainly Ma'am.
*Places plate of raw salmon on a floating trey, and then onto the top of the tank*
Anything further Ma'am?
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coelacanth Posted May 26, 2000
Couls you wipe the tank for me please? It's a litle steamed up. Babel-17 has just whispered something to me. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted May 26, 2000
*thinks himself lucky he decided to wear trousers*
Ah, food. Splendid.
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Menza Posted May 26, 2000
Certainly Ma'am
*wipes tank, then uses the glass polish to make it sparkle*
Is that satisfactory Ma'am?
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Baldrick Posted May 26, 2000
*Baldrick pokes his head in again*
Why do I get the feeling that this has changed from a sophisticated dinner party to a big piss-up worse than that held in my bedroom about 400 years ago? this is only worse 'cause there's food!
*He now removes the head to avoid possible missiles*
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Babel17 Posted May 26, 2000
Great I'll have the Salmon et al. (or eat all if really hungry)
That is the Cooked not the raw. Thank you!
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GreeboTCat Posted May 27, 2000
Hmmm... obviously Baldrick has never been to a sophisticated dinner party before... ~grin~
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Gwennie Posted May 27, 2000
Sorry about my short absence ladies, gentlemen and omnipotent being type person.
Poor Baldrick! One shouldn't mock the afflicted, Greebo! 
Mmmm! Greebo, this vegan mousaka is wonderful! You simply must give me the name of your chef, dahling!
*Whispers to Greebo and Coely*
Shame about the photograph, hey? Still, better luck next time!
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- 25: Menza (May 26, 2000)
- 26: coelacanth (May 26, 2000)
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- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (May 26, 2000)
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