h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: The Instant Guide Entry - A2785485
Author: Mr Jester, CEO of the bored - U225120

This is a good example of what I write when I'm bored. Enjoy.

Anyone home? You're avoiding me. I feel so alone.

I won't rest until someone says something (something...something...something)

Ok... I don't understand all the pick one business.

the idea is that if you pick one of the choices when specified, you will end up with a guide entry, without any real effort.

My instant guide entry:

The War of 1812
When you mention to someone 'The War of 1812' the first thing that pops into their head is "Whatchou talkin' 'bout, Willis?". But there's much more to it than that.

History
Gary Coleman was founded in 1314 when the British began attacking American ships and impressing their sailors. He then went on to become a popular snack

Today
Today Cheese Whiz is mainly known for being short and running for Governor of California. And by the way, Panama hats are not, as the name suggests, from Panama.

Shall I put it in PR?

This reminds me of an entry someone has in here somewhere about writing your own Star Trek episode.

Waz

I know whenever I hear War of 1812, that's the first thing that pops in my mind.

let's put this near the top again

Waz beat me to it Now I'm forever trapped as a sub-mediocre researcher.

I like it. Fun.

thanks.

remember, sub-mediocre is better than above-terrible.

*sigh* You ever have a joke in your that just couldn't quite translate into word form. That happened just now.

I just put those in my nickname because no one reads that anyway.

I do. My nickname is a pun, but an unintentional one.

Well, what say you try to impart it and we work it up?

I'm rather fond of it as is. I'm also rather fond the word 'rather'. In fact, I use it rather a lot. It lets me add extra word, which something I rather like doing. Ok, I have now said the word 'rather' so many times it's lost it's meaning.

Fond of what? The unmanifest joke?

my nickname

Oh, not what I meant

'salright. it's getting late here.

night

This amused me. I wanted to put it back to the top.

Hero? No, I'm just doing what anyone would do under the circumstances.

Yours,

Discus.