A Conversation for Doctor Pepper Addiction Counselling
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Started conversation Nov 29, 1999
Next please!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Nov 29, 1999
*jogs in in bout of hysterics*
Hi, can I make an appointment please?
Hahahahahaha!! 
I need help!!
Help!!
*runs around in small circles giggling*
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Nov 29, 1999
Ah.
To make an appoinment, please go to the office.
NEXT PLEASE!
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Nov 29, 1999
... NEXT PLEASE! ......
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Nov 29, 1999
[Twiddles thumbs]
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Nov 29, 1999
Hello? Anybody home?
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Nov 29, 1999
Oh well. Bye.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 2, 1999
*proceeds to hum beethoven's 5th quietly in background whilst receptionist (or whatever) ignores her completely as she is too busy checking her cuticles*
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Dec 2, 1999
Ah, hello. Sorry about Mary the receptionist.
So, you are feeling you are addicted to certain soft drinks? That is verr-ry interesting. Please talk about it.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 2, 1999
Each day, I try to buy a can of Dr. Pepper. It helps me, it makes me happy. However, although I don't understand this, people try to restrain me for driving this. Why is this? Why should they prevent me from access to my source of happiness? Why??
*grabs councellor by shoulder and shakes vigourously*
WHY???!!!
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Dec 2, 1999
[In Book Trillian voice] Because they know it is harming you. You, unfortunately, don't know this. It's my job to make you realise what's happening to you, and to make you stop.
Could you *please* let go of my shoulders?
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Dec 2, 1999
[looks at floor where the patient is lying singing songs about Wowwipops and blowing bubbles, and pickes her up and puts her on couch]
[Still in B. Trillian voice] I think it would be best if you got some sleep. Here's a cup of tea and a digestive. Record your memories onto a tape recorder, I'll get you some asprin.
[Leaves to get asprin]
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 2, 1999
no, I'm on a high.
A Dr Pepper High.
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Dec 2, 1999
ah. you seem to have recovered.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 2, 1999
*Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem*
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Dec 2, 1999
I suggest you do something to take your mind off your addiction, like... um... like something.
That was one ROCKING episode of Buffy!
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 2, 1999
YEAH! I'm not sure about this but if you click
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/6299/buffy.mid
you MIGHT just get...
no, you won't. If you get a error message click in the location box and press enter.
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Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) Posted Dec 2, 1999
didn't work.
Drusilla's all strong and Spike's not well! Haha! I thought they were dead!
And Cordelia and Xander KISSED! YUCK!
Sorry.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Dec 2, 1999
Yeah!
I'm depressed. I think I'd better leave, see you tomorrow.
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- 1: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (Nov 29, 1999)
- 2: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Nov 29, 1999)
- 3: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (Nov 29, 1999)
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- 5: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (Nov 29, 1999)
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- 7: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (Nov 29, 1999)
- 8: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Dec 2, 1999)
- 9: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (Dec 2, 1999)
- 10: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Dec 2, 1999)
- 11: Wednesday Addams (sleeping, mostly) (Dec 2, 1999)
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- 13: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Dec 2, 1999)
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