A Conversation for Unique Forms of Continuity

Spamsters

Post 141

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

No, spamsters. A lovely and rare animal.


The League of H2G2

Post 142

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

How do the Isralies feel about Spam?


Spamsters

Post 143

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

The are undecided.


The League of H2G2

Post 144

Researcher 185550

Ah right. I understand now.


Spamsters

Post 145

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

If only they were real. smiley - cry


Spamsters

Post 146

Researcher 185550

Bad luck.

There is hope: genetic engineering smiley - winkeye.


Spamsters

Post 147

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yeah, but governments are cracking down on them.


Spamsters

Post 148

Researcher 185550

With concrete blocks?


Spamsters

Post 149

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Of course. We can't be playing god now can we? I'm surprised they haven't cracked down on h2g2 Gods yet.


Spamsters

Post 150

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Back in 2000, scientists attempted to create a cheeper meat product by crossing mice with sheep to produce "meep". Later, those same scientists created the less popular mouse/pig product: Mork, the other white Meep.


Spamsters

Post 151

Researcher 185550

What if you're atheist?


Spamsters

Post 152

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Exactly! And you dont see Meep or Mork on our shelves now, do you?


Spamsters

Post 153

Researcher 185550

No.

But would you want to eat meep or mork?

Whereas spamsters are cute.


Spamsters

Post 154

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

They'd probably breed like hell though.smiley - erm


Spamsters

Post 155

Researcher 185550

Not if you only make one. Then clone it, when it dies.


Spamsters

Post 156

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yeah, you could make them all male. Or female.


Spamsters

Post 157

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

I wonder, if you crossed a meep with a mork, would you get merks and morps?


Spamsters

Post 158

Researcher 185550

And if you trained up a group of morps, would you get mighty morpin power rangers?


Spamsters

Post 159

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

No. smiley - laugh


Spamsters

Post 160

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Could they joun the League of h2g2?


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