h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And so, in a fit of glee
 Someone did indeed
Change our tune.

Was it you?
Was it me?
Beneath the moon?

Howling at the morning tide,
   Basking in it's glow,
 Sniffing winds the dragons ride
    As wild the bloods within us flow.

*Sporkulious Eglon, in a desperate attempt to infiltrate yet another forum....

erm, yes, um, dido?

(I've got to say, this forum has the most direct thread of any I've ever been in!)

Singing high and calling low

And wandering where the roses grow

The rose which entwine my heart
The roses that have pricked my skin
The roses that smell of you..


(oh BTW on-line gamers may want to suss out a new game I am trying to get off the ground here http://www.h2g2.com/A203798 )

Hugs

Chris

Inside my mind they grew,
And won't let me go....

(what's the game?)

'till I Let my true love know
my heart is true.

(The game is "Who Wants to be a virtual millioniare")

Chris

Pretty sick, isn't it? Maybe this will fix that.

(I was thinking of obscene rhymes for both.)

Yes, they definitely don't belong!

Why else are their faces so long?

(Arrgghhhh...and we were trying to get away from this rhyme!)

Not as long as those of Cheech and Chong.

'cause she still thinks I'm in love
With you

(I refuse to follow the additional thread that's cropped up here!)

Or indeed those of Chong and Cheech
Who are far away and out of reach

And as I sit here, on the beach,
Longing for the out of reach,
I say what the heck, I'll have a peach!

Is anyone else thinking "I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each"?

I wish I could go have a swim-
I would, if twern't for the giant leech

Oh, don't make it sound so grim;
It's just a figure of speech.

And far away the tide turns red
  And visions dance within my head
Of moonless nights beneath the waves
   Where Atlantis lies within it's caves.
'Tis there the mermaids sing their song
  Where days are short and nights are long
 And whosoever braves the depths
   Might gaze upon their bount'ful breasts


Erm.. oops again.