h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I'm not even going to count that symlpost.

Okay, people. This is getting to be serious, so I'm going to have to give you a permit form. Sorry, but if I don't, people start infringing on STUMPED's crime syndicate. You understand.


STUMPED World Domination Form

Before launching a plot to conquer the world, you must sign this form, releasing you of any potential injury in the event that STUMPED considers you a threat to their crime syndicate. Should you actually conquer the world, you must give the North Pole, Canada, Egypt, Mexico City, and a tenth of the Moon to STUMPED (aside from other properties that STUMPED also has prior to the said conquering).

Signing this form releases STUMPED from any liabilities and responsibilities during yoiur campaign.

Sign here.

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The Krylma Leader


Sorry, but it's something that our lawyers made us write. That's write, we're so evil that we hire lawyers.

If it's all the same to you I'd like to keep Egypt. We might be able to use the Great Pyramid for something...

~~A~~

What are you trying to say, Clebya???

Sorry, Clelba.......'Pissed'!!!!!

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We don't sign no steekin' contracts! That is for PEASANTS! We RULE by IMPERIAL FIAT, and the closest we come to signing ANYTHING is when we press the royal seal to some decree or another.

da Baron

ptewie!<<----------------------

"The Pidgeon air-force is UNSUBVERTABLE, because we feed 'em stuff with a SECRET INGREDIENT!"

You can take your contract, roll it into a tight bundle, turn it approximatelly 90 degrees and stick it up your.......

Aurora, stop that sobbering....What way is that for a future dictator to act?

Ok. We may not be as evil as all that. But when you're taking over the world, image is everything, and so far in history, the ruthless, evil (not to mention vain) image has worked quite well. So let's stick to that, shall we.

I'm merely trying to protect you. My minions can be overzealous at times, and would object to someone attempting to infringe on our crime syndicate. This forum could become tedious if it were suddenly populated by Sith Lords/Ladies, werewolves, vampires, invisible people, and the other weapon toting villains. They have a tendency to make every forum exactly the same, which is why I made this.

Oh, and just so you know, paper doesn't burn at ninety degrees. Paper burns at four-hundred fifty-one degrees. Unless you're using Celcius. Is that your scale?

I was trying to take over the world with cats, starting with this forum. I'll try again.

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