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Up your kilt, Paddy, if that;s all right with you.
Trillian's child Posted Sep 19, 2000
That's no excuse.
Up your kilt, Paddy, if that;s all right with you.
Walter of Colne Posted Sep 19, 2000
Is it an excuse if your'e an Aussie and you live on the South Island?
Up your kilt, Paddy, if that;s all right with you.
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 21, 2000
I think it's a fair excuse when I have to go to Uni almost every day and it's in the middle of Mid-Semester Test time
Up your kilt, Paddy, if that;s all right with you.
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Sep 22, 2000
just explain that you have to go to the olympics and can they please give you full marks now,to save time.
Up your kilt, Paddy, if that;s all right with you.
TIMELORD Posted Sep 25, 2000
ok so just stay up all night watching it on T.V. like me.
No excuses for missing the olympics
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Sep 27, 2000
IRELAND WON A SILVER!!GO ON THE SONIA O'SULLIVAN!
Our business teacher that we had when the race was on has a TV in his room-But it wouldn't work,so he said "Back in a sec"And went into the room next door to watch it!!So,not to be left behind,we all followed him into some 3rd year class!The teacher didn't mind (Not that it would have stopped us!!)
No excuses for missing the olympics
plaguesville Posted Sep 27, 2000
Oh dear me,
That will never do.
We can't have this continual disruption to the entire educational system every four years.
Please join me in writing to complain to:
DR MICHAEL WOODS, TD
Minister for Education & Science
13 Kilbarrack Grove,
Raheny,
Dublin 5
Tel: 832 3357
Fax:832 5222
and keep these kids and their idle teachers in check.
No excuses for missing the olympics
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 28, 2000
I was looking at the Monday and Tuesday medal tallies (because my brother reckoned Australia hadn't won any medals on Tuesday) and I noticed that among places four through seven on the tally, one hadn't won any medals (Italy, sixth) and the other three had only won a single bronze (Australia, France and Netherlands). Surely we can do better than that. Okay, I know we did yesterday but still...
No excuses for missing the olympics
Walter of Colne Posted Sep 28, 2000
Two golds today already. Is that better?
No excuses for missing the olympics
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Sep 28, 2000
Oh, I wasn't aware. I haven't been home since 9:40am. Which sports?
No excuses for missing the olympics
plaguesville Posted Sep 28, 2000
When is the egg and spoon qualifying going to start?
No excuses for missing the olympics
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Sep 29, 2000
Is it true baseball is really an olympic sport?
No excuses for missing the olympics
plaguesville Posted Sep 29, 2000
Yep, but they don't give medals for spitting.
No excuses for missing the olympics
Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 3, 2000
No medals for SPITTING? We'll have to have a REVOLT! We'll PROTEST! Raise HELL! Re-incarnate CAIN! Spitting is one of the most ancient and honorable of human sporting events!
daBaron 
ptewie! <<------------------------*
"I hear there's no medals for Pidgeon-bombing, either!"
No excuses for missing the olympics
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Oct 4, 2000
Why isn't computer games an olympic sport?
Now THAT would be good...
No excuses for missing the olympics
Aurora Posted Oct 8, 2000
If computer game-playing was in the Olympics, they'd have too many entrants and it'd be too easy to cheat!
~~A~~
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- 244: Trillian's child (Sep 21, 2000)
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