h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't I hope you take a break from hermitting long enough to get a phone card and call me, 2legs? Won't I promise not to nag you about your thesis on the phone? (Have I really done that yet, all the other times we've spoken?)

Why do you put your ? marks in <>?

Isn't it in the hope that one day there will be a ? smiley and 12000 posts of my backlog in the other QO thread will suddenly look <?>

Should we start a campaign for a <?> smiley<?>
What is Potomania, and do I suffer from it? Haven't I been working all day, today, and, am, as, we, write, taking, a, break, and, coming, on, H2G2?
Whwere did all those "," come from?

Didn't I already ask for <?> ? Wasn't it turned down?

Who did you ask?
And, what would a <?> smiley look like? I should do some more work, shouldn't I?
But, you do realise that I'll stay on here instead for a little while instead don't you?
Did that make sense?

Didn't I ask on the request new smileys page?

Can I send anyone to A703126? Or to F64197?thread=170315&latest=1?

Don't I imagine the <?> to be yellow and cartoon looking<?>

Wouldn't it also likely be shaped like a question mark<?>

Wouldn't that be kind of useful<?>

Wouldn't it be the greatest thing since sliced bread<?>

Wouldn't it also be the greatest thing before sliced bread<?>

eh?
Isn't this getting a little strange?

You got a problem with that<?>

Do you have a problem with havin a problem with that?

You talkin' to me<?>

Won't you believe that I meant having, please?

What if I say no<?>

What if he says "pertunia" <?>
why does my head hurt <?>

Could you be allergic to pertunias<?>

Do I seem like someone who would run off with your computer? How offended does accusations like that make me?