h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Has someone accused you of that<?>

but why?

But where<?>

wasen't it in a library on campus?
And didn't she just find her laptop?
And doesn't she still not understand why I feel offended?

What a b***h<?>

isnt' it?

Isn't that what I said<?>

Or did I just ask it in the hopes that someone else would confirm it<?>

Wasn't I kind of trying to confirm it but in the form of a question?

Didn't you do a very good job of that<?>

Am I just very slow<?>

or maybe I didn't do it very well?
Can I blame it on this being my second language?

Isn't that a good idea<?>

That way, isn't it not my fault and not your fault, but the fault of the stupid language<?>

Wasen't that an excellent idea? And didn't i just mix the two threads up again?

Mightn't that interfere with you knitting<?>

It might. It's always confusing when my knitting get stuck in the computer mouse to I get the wrong thread...

Wasn't that an interesting question<?>

isn't my knitting just getting too confusing here?
Have I not just had a very long day? was that not a very bad, but tough true, excuse?

Is it very hard to knit and type at once<?>

Does that make it harder to remember the question mark<?>

Do you not knit?
Is it not common practice to knit and type?

Isn't it true that I've never tried<?>

Wouldn't I likely injure myself if I did<?>

Is knitting that dangerous?
Would you get the stick stuck in your nose if you tried?