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Post 41

Cheerful Dragon

Here's the latest No. 1 bestseller. Unfortunately, you are now blind and it's not a braille copy.

I wish my husband would get home from work at a reasonable time.

(P.S. I was a lot more than 40lbs lighter at the age of 13!)


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Post 42

chorlton

You get to read every entry for the booker prize in the next two weeks

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I wish I'd moved house before the prices got smiley - silly


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Post 43

The Groob

You have now a four bedroomed house in a highly prized area in London. Don't worry about all the people running about panicking - that's just the blitz.

I wish for a quiet place to call my own.


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Post 44

Malabarista - now with added pony

Here's a padded cell - all yours!

I wish there were something worth watching on TV


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Post 45

The Groob

The business news is worth-watching every day in the morning. I've got them all on tape for you!

I wish it would rain nymphomaniacs.


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Post 46

Malabarista - now with added pony

Granted! Unfortunately, since F=m*a neither you nor they survived the impact...

I wish dinner had been good


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Post 47

The Groob

No problem. With my genii powers I can confirm that the pig that provided your tasty pork was one of the best behaved in the pig pen.

I wish I was eighteen again.


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Post 48

Malabarista - now with added pony

Granted - you are now 18 months old. Forever.


I wish I had a brother


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Post 49

The Groob

I have found two parents with one son who are willing to adopt you. You now have a brother. You are now also a dung beetle.

I wish I could meet all the Beatles.


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Post 50

I'm Better than You Man, known elsewhere as Gloogorshkin!

Granted. You spend the remainder of your life hunting them down, before realizing that you'll have to die before you can meet all of them. Happy trails!

I wish I could play dodgeball more often.


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Post 51

Otus Nycteus

Granted. We'll lock you in the Abu Ghraib gym to play against the guards, and throw away the key.

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I wish this wish was incorruptable.


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Post 52

Malabarista - now with added pony

Granted. Sadly, that was your only wish, I lied about the other two!

I wish for eternal health


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Post 53

The Groob

I've just murdered you. Now you can be sure your health will never deteriorate for ever!

I wish I could see what the world will be like in the year 3000.


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Post 54

Malabarista - now with added pony

There, you are now a brain and two eyeballs floating in a jar for eternity!


I wish I could get all my luggage in the boot


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Post 55

Whats_ina_name

Your wish is granted your luggage is now the size of a postage stamp.

I wish for a holiday somewhere hot.


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Post 56

Malabarista - now with added pony

You have won an internship in a coal mine!

I wish for my project to do itself and get a good grade.


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Post 57

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

The project goes crazy so that you get a good a good grade, but are blamed forever at your family, your friends, and all teachers.


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Post 58

Malabarista - now with added pony

You wish for nothing? You get all your oxygen taken away!smiley - winkeye

I wish for my jeans to be repaired


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Post 59

Edddie - now with a name 516% longer!

Congratulations! Your jeans is now pimped with snake leather - still living!
I want one euro.


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Post 60

Malabarista - now with added pony

Here it is - encased in a three ton cement block for your convenience!

I want some lunch


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