h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It were all so much better in my day
Aye, 'n 't paper were nobbut a penny to pay
Well, we had it tough
and t'loo roll were rough

It were all so much better in my day
Aye, 'n 't paper were nobbut a penny to pay
Well, we had it tough
and t'loo roll were rough
Loo roll? classy! What more can I say?


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Our Gordon's in Ami-land, I see

Our Gordon's in Ami-land, I see
But my French friend does not agree

Our Gordon's in Ami-land, I see
But my French friend does not agree
With the U S of A

Our Gordon's in Ami-land, I see
But my French friend does not agree
With the U S of A

And Guantanamo Bay

Our Gordon's in Ami-land, I see
But my French friend does not agree
With the U S of A
And Guantanamo Bay
Any chance the Pope'll put in a plea?


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It's mid-April and the weather's still cold!

It's mid-April and the weather's still cold!

so leave that jacket at home if your bold!

It's mid-April and the weather's still cold!
so leave that jacket at home if your bold!

It's sure to get wetter

So oil skins would be better

It's mid-April and the weather's still cold!
So leave that jacket at home if you're bold!
It's sure to get wetter
So oil-skins would be better
But when they're wet, they're a devil to fold!



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Department store shopping is hell

Mornin' jane


Department store shopping is hell
Just the thought of it makes me unwell

Department store shopping is hell
Just the thought of it makes me unwell
Why not do it online?

Department store shopping is hell
Just the thought of it makes me unwell
Why not do it online?
With a coffee take your time

Department store shopping is hell
Just the thought of it makes me unwell
Why not do it online?
With a coffee take your time
And bid all your troubles farewell

All that you need you can get with one click

Evening, Thut3 (how did you choose your name???)


All that you need you can get with one click
But then bills arrive which make you quite sick

Mornin' jane
No deep and meaningful reason, I was researching Thut3 for my Egyptology course at the time, and he became my favourite Pharaoh.

How did you choose yours


All that you need you can get with one click
But then bills arrive which make you quite sick
Steer clear of E-bay

All that you need you can get with one click
But then bills arrive which make you quite sick
Steer clear of E-bay
Drive straight down the freeway

Evening all (6.40 pm in my part of the world)
Thut - the name is what it says on the tin. Original or what?



All that you need you can get with one click
But then bills arrive which make you quite sick
Steer clear of E-bay
Drive straight down the freeway
To shop at ALDI'n'LIDL - that's the trick.

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All the papers today are bemoaning the "Stink"

All the papers today are bemoaning the "Stink"
But I haven't read the papers and I don't know what to think

All the papers today are bemoaning the "Stink"
But I haven't read the papers and I don't know what to think
Dung-cloud floats to UK