h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All the papers today are bemoaning the "Stink"
But I haven't read the papers and I don't know what to think
Dung-cloud floats to UK
But the muck-spreaders say

All the papers today are bemoaning the "Stink"
But I haven't read the papers and I don't know what to think
Dung-cloud floats to UK
But the muck-spreaders say
"Don't worry, it's harmless and quite safe to drink."

[Where is this story, I can't find it anywhere?]



Let's all wave a flag for St George's Day

Let's all wave a flag for St George's Day
But you'll need to make sure no-one's in the way


Penny, you can find something about 'the stink' here:- http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20080419/tuk-european-pong-lingers-over-london-dba1618.html

All the papers today are bemoaning the "Stink"
But I haven't read the papers and I don't know what to think
Dung-cloud floats to UK
But i've a cold so i'm ok

[Thanks W4aT - I thought it was just our local sewage works]



Let's all wave a flag for St George's Day
But you'll need to make sure no-one's in the way
For what if 'they' sue?

Let's all wave a flag for St George's Day
But you'll need to make sure no-one's in the way
For what if 'they' sue?
And compensation's due

Let's all wave a flag for St George's Day
But you'll need to make sure no-one's in the way
For what if 'they' sue?
And compensation's due?
A dragon like that may be hard to slay.


Rescuing a damsel in distress

Rescuing a damsel in distress
Is most chivalrous, I would guess

Rescuing a damsel in distress
Is most chivalrous, I would guess
Astride a white charger

Rescuing a damsel in distress
Is most chivalrous, I would guess
Astride a white charger
Your chances are larger

Rescuing a damsel in distress
Is most chivalrous, I would guess
Astride a white charger
Your chances are larger
You'll look like a chevalier (noblesse).


I was tempted to resort to smut

I was tempted to resort to smut
At the risk of being labeled a slut

I was tempted to resort to smut
At the risk of being labeled a slut
But discretion prevailed

I was tempted to resort to smut
At the risk of being labeled a slut
But discretion prevailed
With relief we exhaled

I was tempted to resort to smut
At the risk of being labeled a slut
But discretion prevailed
With relief we exhaled
Now this lim'rick can go out uncut.


These limericks aren't very blue

These limericks aren't very blue,
So let's change that without more ado

These limericks aren't very blue,
So let's change that without more ado
Navy or azure

Ooops, sorry, wrong button

These limericks aren't very blue,
So let's change that without more ado
Navy or azure
Royal's better, I'm sure

These limericks aren't very blue,
So let's change that without more ado
Navy or azure
Royal's better, I'm sure
But my favourites a Scarlett red Hue

Two Eskimos went walking one day