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Post 301

zendevil


Leo was code into submission at the idea of soup being administered to him & protested he was already recovering from his concussion.

semaphore

zdt


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Post 302

scorp

If you come over to dine at my house mapho remains one of my favourite dishes. Tofu with minced pork.
smiley - drool



elementary


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Post 303

U695218

The Prof:"Here's an example of an hirsuite animal."

Fred Bloggs to his mate: "What does that mean"?

His mate: 'ell 'e meant (h)airy"!


judicialsmiley - smiley


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Post 304

Icy North

When Richard dies, Judy shall inherit...

Condoleezza


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Post 305

Artisan

A nickname that Elvis's daughter picked up after showing her passion for buying American properties.
smiley - space
smiley - space
insubordination


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Post 306

Icy North

Isn't that the ceremony in which U-boat captains become padres?

Federer


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Post 307

Artisan

Fergie was rather peckish earlier, so I got her out of her barn and fed her her oats.
smiley - space
trainspotting


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Post 308

U695218

Yorkshire dialect version of now, when a shower begins.


menagerie



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Post 309

Artisan

In my youth, when I was an architect, me and a jerry built a few houses that could still be standing to this day!smiley - smiley
dumpling


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Post 310

Icy North

Fishermen exceeding their ling quota are often having to dump ling.

podcast


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Post 311

scorp

Having an iPod casts a spell on today's youth


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Post 312

scorp

Sorry - forgot the next bit!

impotent


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Post 313

Icy North

Give a wimp a tent and he'll join the boy scouts.

helicopter


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Post 314

Icy North

(let's get this thread moving again)

Hell he copped a load o' trouble when he married her.

PHARMACY


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Post 315

Hoovooloo


I know what the butcher can see. I know what the baker can see. What can the farmer see?

Coriolanus.

SoRB


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Post 316

Researcher U197087

Hello smiley - smiley

If you're looking for a midnight snack on Axis Of Evil estate, then North Korea Lane is the quickest way to the all-night garage.


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Post 317

Researcher U197087

Coccyx


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Post 318

Icy North

I had to turn the stopcock six times to shut the water off.

Liverpool


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Post 320

Icy North

Just a quick description for any new players:

I post a word (currently Liverpool)

You provide a pun, then you post the next word - simple! smiley - smiley

Liverpool


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