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Post 361

brownsvillegirl

Alan Bennett greatly admired the sampler Thora had embroidered for his birthday


JELLYBEAN


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Post 362

Icy North

(Hi Brownsvillegirl, and welcome to h2g2 smiley - smiley)

Ecce angeli - benedictus benedictat
[Behold the angels - thanks be to God]

democrat



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Post 363

brownsvillegirl

Hello Icy North, and thanks for the welcome. Hmm, a tough one - a little contrived but:

Having re-established the connection with the new wireless modem, okra tomato curry was next on the menu.

AMBIVALENT



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Post 364

Icy North

I'll have the lamb, if a lentil roast isn't available.

Panasonic


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Post 365

scorp

If you eat too many magic mushrooms whilst cooking; and you stare long enough into the pan a sonic the hedgehog is bound to appear.

equivalent


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Post 366

brownsvillegirl

As Mark Kermode seemed to sport an ever bigger quiff, he lent the Culture Show a true sense of style.


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Post 367

Icy North

Hi Brownsvillegirl smiley - smiley

Nice one smiley - ok

You set the next word for us...


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Post 368

scorp

smiley - erm Hellosmiley - biggrin where are you brownsvillegirl?


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Post 369

Jhawkesby

*I will use the last word used by Brown which is style*

Style

Look darling, I am going to the next isle whether you like it or not.

Next word is Texture.


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Post 370

Icy North

*Thanks for re-starting this thread, J smiley - ok*

Cortes found there was often gold to be found in an Aztec's jar.

Wembley


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Post 371

Deep Doo Doo

Charlie, if you are going to be home late you'd better text your mother.

Messaging


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Post 372

Deep Doo Doo

Oops, simpost.

Wembley.


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Post 373

Jhawkesby

*No problem Icy smiley - smiley*

Wembley

My mum always told me "When bleeding, sprinkle soil over the wound otherwise the cat will turn into a coffin," I have believed her ever since.

Writer


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Post 374

Deep Doo Doo

I have the right to see my lawyer.

Cartoon


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Post 375

Jhawkesby

Cartoon

My friend asked me if he could drive my car to neverland.

Cricket


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Post 376

Icy North

For sale, mynah bird. Good at mimicry, kettles especially.

Japanese


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Post 377

Deep Doo Doo

While observing the spiritual discipline of Japa, knees should be bent in a meditative posture.

Elevator


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Post 378

scorp

If you are ever in the Derbyshire Peak District. Go and admire the view from the top of Kinder Scout - it's an elluv a tor!

premier


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Post 379

Jhawkesby

Premier

My cousin came over to stay yesterday. "Pamper me Aries," my cousin asked while I was making coffee.

Explore


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Post 380

Icy North

A dud cheque's plausible.

memory


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