h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's mammory !

A marathon has become a telly event - usually for charidee - in which some behaviour or other is indulged for a very long time.

Several star chefs at the BBC held a cookathon strictly for frying food in saucepans - a teflon - the other day, for distressed breakfast folk who were suffering from the EU directive to have coffee and rolls for breakfast. Several thousand greasy spoon vouchers were raised.

arriviste

Mammary/memory You got it, well done!

= Mammory

lost my memmery!

If that was performed onstage during the Middle Ages of course, it would probably be Mummery.

zdt

Okay, this word is proving very difficult to work round(for me at least, don't know about you lot) So here's a attempt.

I hate funeral flower arrangements, especially those circular ones, but but I don't think it makes me a wreathist!

Consultant

Consultant = turban wearing double glazing selling insect, possibly in a....

yurt

zdt

"Sorry I stepped on yur-toes mate" said Big Fat Harry, (known to his Friend - Imaginary Friend of course - as Big Fat Hairy) from the building site, as Timothy nearly fainted with the pain.


manipulate

"that's fine" he replied. "The ends of my mammaries are rather aggrieved though, but we haven't quite reached the level of actually detesting you.I thought you would be here sooner though."

Gerdundula

zdt

Can anyone remember the trade name for those undulating steel girders?

Eurovision

If the european currency notes had facial designs,then wouldn't it be Euro Vis On the notes?

conglomerate

Sadness Inc., Melancholy Ltd., and Pessimism PLC have joined together to form a new conglumerate.


adversity

Have you heard there's a new way to raise money for higher education by selling advertising space on campus buildings? I can't remember what it's called.

Barcelona

A Spanish post office career woman retired into seclusion in a house atn the top of a hill. The vilagers called her 'Parcelona'.


immaculate

The conception of a hair removing cream for nuns was immediately veetod.

gerbil

zdt

Oh Terri, I absolutely adored your last posting - wonderful.

Ex-Spice girl Ginger, billed to appear at the Glasgow Empire?

Revitalize

I'm not so health conscious these days, at the back of my food cupboard is where the Ryvita lies

Edinburgh

Despite their weakness in heading, Boro made it to the UEFA Cup final

Wimbledon

The silly young fool jumped into the sea from a low cliff; unaware of the hidden rocks below. He cut his leg badly and although still able to swim, bled on the way back to shore.


moustaches

My brother's coming round - I must stash his CD's I nicked under the sofa.


Da Vinci