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Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Mrs Zen Posted Aug 5, 2009
Octopodes is good though. I think the plural of platypus is platypodes. A good one for anagrams and scrabble.
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Mrs Zen Posted Aug 5, 2009
What's the greek for "two"? Duopodes? Dypodes?
Ach, where are the classical scholars when you need them?
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 5, 2009
that 2legs. He's so normal he's verging on Ordinary.
There, that should do it
(that's the closest I can get to dusting off my hands with a big blow as if to say 'job did!')
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Aug 5, 2009
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 6, 2009
A few roos short in the top paddock.
Possibly a good one for our very own 2legs ...
or perhaps, more appropriately
A few badgers short in the sett.
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
invisibleknight Posted Aug 7, 2009
These non-PC ones were pre-censored by me.
We used to be able to call people s**s**c or S****a.
That became Spanner, or spooner. And pre-pc you could call someone a F**d. Or a m**g. Or a J**y (thank Blue Peter for that).
Now we make do with git, goit, goon, prat, pranny, nob, nobhead, nobjockey. Theres always c**t or w**k*r I guess.
Regional insults always seem to be about the North/South divide
"You're a frilly knickered ballet dancing soft Southern BEEP".
Or homosexual orientation ones - "You smoke bloke, you stroke bloke and you choke bloke".
Bloke Smoker is pretty tame on the scale to be honest.
Re:- Divvie, we had dippen which was usually short for dip shit.
I was trying to remember some military ones but their all obscene
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
invisibleknight Posted Aug 7, 2009
Personally when I worked in a call centre and was on a call if I felt the need to swear I'd do it in Klingon. 99% of callers were blissfully clueless.
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 7, 2009
My friend who has a young child has started to habitually substitute f**k with 'penguin'...
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Aug 7, 2009
I worked off incipient road rage with 'clown' and 'what an artist' (!) when my son was younger, 'camel' being reserved for the worst idiots.
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Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Aug 7, 2009
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Aug 7, 2009
Now I'm sure I've told someone on hootoo this before, but here goes again
A friend of uni friend (yeah, yeah, I know) wanted her little girl to always be sweet, so she taught her to say "I want to go pick little flowers" when she had to use the toilet.
This all went well until one day in the café. The kid kept telling her mother "I want to go pick flowers!" and tugging her sleeve, but mummy just kept brushing her off - "Yes, yes, in a minute!" because they were deep in conversation...
Until the kid stood up on her chair and yelled so loudly the whole café could hear "Mummy, I don't just want to pick flowers, I have to poo, too!"
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Effers;England. Posted Aug 7, 2009
In terms of animals,
'He was like a rabbit/deer caught in the car headlights'
Can't see the penguin term catching on in the school playground. Hope the kid doesn't get laughed at too much at school.
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 7, 2009
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Effers;England. Posted Aug 7, 2009
Well its a bizarre connection between a penguin and a cluck..might lead to some bizarre weirdnesses in later life?
But it's a difficult one about kids learning when, and when its not appropriate to swear like troupers. That's the important thing.
Mind you penguins are very upright and thrusting in appearance.
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Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Aug 7, 2009
Dialog between my mom and me...
"Who did you learn THAT word from?"
"Daddy is repairing the car"
Question answered.
Good old-fashioned insults - you big girl's blouse
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Aug 7, 2009
I think i was about three when I learned there are some words that are only used by adults in certain instances. I think that was my first conscious awareness of context
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