h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that I have sufficient reinforcements:

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B

Minstrels Condoms 'Melt in the mouth not in the hand'

Renault Condoms 'For extra Va Va Voom' or 'Size matters'

Ford Condoms 'For the drive of your life' or 'Whatever we do is driven by you'

Halfords Condoms 'We go the Extra Mile'

AA Condoms 'Just AAsk'

RAC Condoms 'From A to Z we RAC to it'

Philips Condoms 'Simply years ahead'

Ronseal Quick Drying Varnish Condoms 'Does exactly as it says on the tin'

Mr Muscle Condoms 'Loves the jobs you hate'

Milk Tray Condoms 'Because the lady loves milk tray'

Cadburys Dairy Milk Condoms 'A glass and a half in every bar'

Pringles Condoms 'Once you pop you can't stop'

Burger King Condoms 'Home of the Whopper'

Bicardi Rum Condoms 'The taste of the Latin quarter'

Muller Yogurt Condoms 'All the pleasure where's the pain'

FCUK Condoms 'No slogan necessary'

KFC Condoms 'Finger licking good'

U. S. Navy Condoms - Be All That You Can Be

U. S. Army Condoms - An Army of One

Andrex Condoms: 'Soft, strong and very, very long'

Chamin Condoms 'For the bear behind'

Kleenex Condoms 'Kitten Soft'







Can you think of any more.................................. if you can please add to this list

Crazy Frog Condoms 'Drives you insane'

I forget the Pepperami Condoms "it's a bit of an animal" LOL

How about Duracell Battery Condoms 'Last longer than any othe battery' or 'the one with the gold head'

Imagine is major manufacturers made their own brand of Condom but still kept their Slogan for that product


Minstrels Condoms 'Melt in the mouth not in the hand'

Renault Condoms 'For extra Va Va Voom' or 'Size matters'

Ford Condoms 'For the drive of your life' or 'Whatever we do is driven by you'

Halfords Condoms 'We go the Extra Mile'

AA Condoms 'Just AAsk'

RAC Condoms 'From A to Z we RAC to it'

Philips Condoms 'Simply years ahead'

Ronseal Quick Drying Varnish Condoms 'Does exactly as it says on the tin'

Mr Muscle Condoms 'Loves the jobs you hate'

Milk Tray Condoms 'Because the lady loves milk tray'

Cadburys Dairy Milk Condoms 'A glass and a half in every bar'

Pringles Condoms 'Once you pop you can't stop'

Burger King Condoms 'Home of the Whopper'

Bicardi Rum Condoms 'The taste of the Latin quarter'

Muller Yogurt Condoms 'All the pleasure where's the pain'

FCUK Condoms 'No slogan necessary'

KFC Condoms 'Finger licking good'

U. S. Navy Condoms - Be All That You Can Be

U. S. Army Condoms - An Army of One

Pepperami Condoms "it's a bit of an animal" LOL

Duracell Battery Condoms 'Last longer than any othe battery' or 'the one with the gold head'

Andrex Condoms: 'Soft, strong and very, very long'

Chamin Condoms 'For the bear behind'

Kleenex Condoms 'Kitten Soft'

duracell is "lasts longer, much longer"!

Thanks Evil Al

i actually found king bombas post re trojans rather funny and agree with B for once.just because humour is above chatroom level n you have to switch your brain on for it doesnt mean its not there.get a life?stop being a prat

Yes it is funny but it was not the point of this thread

Where is your sence of humour?

Serephina... I have a life thank you where is your sence of humor?

if funny isnt the point of a 'joke thread'what is?enlighten us
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i also did not tell you to get a life ,i called you a prat for telling others to ..big difference

as for my sense of humour its fine thanks,but people letting thei butt speak for them tend to annoy me after a while...

It is ment to be funny lighten up or go away

but in post 29 you said funny was not the point of the thread!

this is a public forum..no one can tell anyone to'go away'..n perhaps if YOU had lightened up in the first place n not been so mean spirited towards king bomba then others no one would be cross!!..

ok he was a little mean:

go away has no meaning beyond unsub.

as far as i can see this discussion doesn't benefit anybody.

i'm sorry.

Well it might not benefit you okay some people may find it offencive but they don't have to read it.

Hate to get back on topic, but...


Milk condoms - What more could a body ask for?

thanks pedro now you have entered into the spirit

Pepsi Condoms 'The taste of the new generation'

Coca Cola Condoms 'Have a Coke and a Smile'

can you think of any more?

star wars condoms-"arise lord..."