h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you dont get moaned at for biccie crumbs in the bed..

they lend you their underwear



continue..

...they let you 'pet' their badger, unsupervised...

They wash up without being nagged to or complaining about it?

(Never having had this, I wouldn't know)

... you can share the same bathroom without gagging or committing murder

Actually this is true - it's something to do with pheromones I believe

you can put each others unmentionables away...

you cry and get mascara all down your face and he does'nt recoil in horror!

I heard a guy, I think on the radio, mention a good way to know when it is love. When you are holding back the woman's hair while she is throwing up from the flu and you still look at her and think "She's so beautiful." Then it's really love.

you can fart without fear of being sent to the leper colony

when you get run over for the second time in a week cause your mind is 'occupied'

You're prepared to put up with them for longer than 3 years. Never happened to me yet.

When someone means as much to you as you mean to yourself.


az

They give you the last chocolate brazil nut

you sing on karaoke and he applauds..............even if the rest of the audience don't!

sounds like you have been there

You are out at a pub/club and a stunner (according to your friends) comes onto you but you don't care.

You get text messages every 10 minutes and you don't immediately think "stalker"!!!

You finish each others...

RF

...sentences!

You can (and have) told them absolutely everything about you.