h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The badgers have rumbled you.

They've hijacked the servers and disabled EE2004's caplocks button.

We're all badgered.

YEAH THIS THING IS WELL BADGERED
"BANG" "BANG" THERES GOES ANOTHER BADGER HE HE HE ME GONNA HAVE SUM BADGER PIE TONIGHT!!

You're such a lobster.

RF

Once upon a moonlit ferry,
There was a badger, weak and wary,
Who ate a mushroom full of curious and most toxic spore.
While it plodded, tongue a-lapping, in a circle its feet a-flapping,
As the waves, all white-capping, white-capping upon the other shore,
Upon the river's farside shore.

What did it spy but a black adder, nothing could make it any madder,
Madder than it was before.
Just then the badger jumped ashore, yelling loudly, its throat most sore,
Sore because the mushroom contained a most a abrasive spore.
The badger yelled, "SNAKE!".
"SNAKE!!!" and nothing more.

Badger, who are you? What is "respected member" mind set all about?

*loses all sense of reality*!!!

'Wondering as lonley as a badger' We were attacked last night by two badgers in teh pub, the first badger, walked into the pub, after opening the door, and fell over, then wondered about being a lunatic and annoying everyone before trying to badger off on someones bike The second badger, shouted at us and talked of some pub we haven't been to for years as if we were its most regular customer; Both myself and my father offered to marry his mother, but the badger didn't think this was a good idea, so we went fishing, and had some gone fishing and some wet and windy followed by G and T and Rum, but the badgers didn't mind I think, though there was a funny badger we heard on the way home, but we ignored it in the end, as we didn't want to annoy the swamp creatures...

Ah reality loss *respect*.

As for the following post... Mary his mother?

*That be Badger relitivity, that be.*

The badgers come the badgers go but the badgers always remain

Well origional hootoo Badger aristocracy from before badger were au fait feel very superior. Ace

guess you are just a trend settter!

*badgers about the thread in a stalkily badgerly way*

*wanders in to see who's stirring up the badgers*

oh hi 2legs

I'll be very dissapointed if you didn't have a 'feeling' that it'd have been me stirring up the badgers I just found a badger behind my curtain in the front room

I was going to post that either someone has a good memory, or a folder in their favourites file called 'badgers', but then I remembered I've got a link to this thread on my PS

There do seem to be quite a few badgers popping up today

As if I'd have a list of all* the badger threads I'm not that sad.... well maybe I am actually yes, I was on your PS.... leaving a message

Well someone keeps ressurecting all these badger related threads (not to mention n*ghth**v*r).

*hurries off worriedly to check PS*

I can't believe you've not found it yet

Found what?

*shrug* No idea Right I oughta get off to bed soon.... Early for me I know, but I just booked my taxi for the morning, and had to do my double take thing of saying 'Hello, I'd like to book a taxi for tomorrow.... well, today....'