h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is there a point? can it be divulged to us? Oh, it isn't like 'what do you do when asked by someone in the street, 'would you like to take part in this survey?'' is it?

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Very good...

Or, you could say:

Don't you just hate it when people answer a question with another question?

Why would you think that?

that dogs eyes are following me

Are they?
Are you sure?
Do you often feel peoples eyes or animals eyes are following you?
Do you believe the eyes to be attached to anything?
Do they walk of their own accord<?>
Do you have anyother paranoid feelings?
Would you, find it worrying were I to tell you that you are being observed and all your actions recorded?
Do you believe that that is the case?
Doesn't it make you feel nervous?
Where have all those children appeared from?
Why are they screaming and shouting?
Where have they gone?
Who was that?
Why is this happening again?
is it dai jar vou?
How do you spel that anyhow?
Shouldn't I do something else now?
Anymore questions you have or want answers to then?

Are they? no
Are you sure? Yes
Do you often feel peoples eyes or animals eyes are following you? Sometimes
Do you believe the eyes to be attached to anything? A poster
Do they walk of their own accord<?> if its windy
Do you have anyother paranoid feelings? Nah, just split personality disorder
Would you, find it worrying were I to tell you that you are being observed and all your actions recorded? I suppose it'd make a change from me using the peephole
Do you believe that that is the case? I think the'r may be a case against me
Doesn't it make you feel nervous? Yes, judges can be quite frightening
Where have all those children appeared from? The sock drawer
Why are they screaming and shouting? they're glad to be free
Where have they gone? you've shoved them back in the drawer
Who was that? Pamela Arkless
Why is this happening again? It's de ja vu
is it dai jar vou? no
How do you spel that anyhow? I already told you
Shouldn't I do something else now? Most likely
Anymore questions you have or want answers to then? Can you do a daily digest of these? They're quite a good timewaster

Given a choice between white and dark choc which would you go for?
How do you think your choice of chock affects your outlook on saving the plannet, a lot or none at all?
Do you believe in life after pasta?
would you be less frightened of a large dog or a ravinous beast?
has that ravenous beast been with you for long?
Does it concern you?
Are you frequently concerned by events outside of your control, such as impending nuclear explosions in Norfolk?
is that the same pair of shoes you were wearing yesterday?

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(Hmmm... Survey has been usurped... Interesting... mmhmm, mmhmm... nice)

if someone tells you they are telepathic, whats the first thought that goes thru your mind,

ps
don't think about the elephants

Given a choice between white and dark choc which would you go for? Neither, milk all the way!
How do you think your choice of chock affects your outlook on saving the plannet, a lot or none at all? Well, if I had a wooden chock, that could splinter the planes rubber wheels, so I'd probably pick metal ones. Which means that I won't be cutting down on as many trees, saving the environment!
Do you believe in life after pasta? yes, we all go to a wonderous, awe inspiring place, with milk chocolate walls and spagetti bolognaise floortiles
would you be less frightened of a large dog or a ravinous beast? a ravenous beast…..greyhounds seem more timid than dangerous…. (that’s the biggest dog I can think of at the moment!)
has that ravenous beast been with you for long? no, if he had then he'd of eaten me
Does it concern you? no, coz he's not gonna eat me coz he's not here
Are you frequently concerned by events outside of your control, such as impending nuclear explosions in Norfolk? No, I think that big bangs in Birmingham are more concerning
is that the same pair of shoes you were wearing yesterday? Yes, and the day before, and the day before etc until Sunday…no, I wore slippers, beige boots, trainers and socks….

Mastiffs... Big dogs... very big dogs... quite cuddly though...
World Record: Zorba at 343lbs.

Carry on...

Greyhounds cant bite you very hard but they chew you really quickly

First thing that goes through my head, Creachy, if someone tells me their telepathic is:

You utter fibber, you wouldn't be talking to me if you were. Then I'd ask them for a ten pound note so we coould do an "experiment"

And spend the rest of the day sleeping

I used to be telepathic, but now I'm not sure

Ohmygod. I know I am going to forget something. Aaaargh. What am I forgetting? I know I am forgetting something. I can't be bothered to go into town, the weather is so icky right now. Is there a real necessity for me to go into town before? NO. I have everything I need I am sure.

I need to know how to work my CD burner.

Are they? they are!
Are you sure? no i'm logicus tracticus philosopicus
Do you often feel peoples eyes or animals eyes are following you? only behind my back
Do you believe the eyes to be attached to anything? no but i believe something is attached to the eyes
Do they walk of their own accord<?> no but sometime they run
Do you have anyother paranoid feelings? yes any&other are whispering about me^
Would you, find it worrying were I to tell you that you are being observed and all your actions recorded? hope so filming porn at mo
Do you believe that that is the case? i'm the star
Doesn't it make you feel nervous? not really
Where have all those children appeared from? ask your mummy
Why are they screaming and shouting? i told them your daddy
Where have they gone? back to your place
Who was that? so
why is this happening again? de ja vous
is it dai jar vou? that anyhow
How do you spel that anyhow?
Shouldn't I do something else now? yes duck
Anymore questions you have or want answers to then?

Hmmm... nested surveys...

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Freddy: what am i thinking now?