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The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Jan 8, 2004
Hannibal's attacking, he's coming over the Alps. He's coming on elephants.
Really? Are you sure? Are you sure they didn't say "Hannibal's attacking, he's coming over the Alps. They're in their element"?
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
whats an elephant?
its a big upside down squirrel sir
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The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Jan 8, 2004
Isn't it funny how when we get in the shower we all become safe-crackers - cos there's only one position where the water temperature is right, and that's between here............ and here!
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
one nanomillimetre between fantastically hot and fuckin freezin!
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The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Jan 8, 2004
..and toasters, they also lie to us.
You put it on 3, you get 1 toast; put it on 5, you get 8 toast!!
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
Toast: stay down! go for the burn, no pain no gain, no socks no shoes, no hair no haircut!
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
yum yum yum eating grass yum yum
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
cows have four stomachs and they chew the cud, you would think one of them would say "hang on i've seen this stuff before"
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
E=MC squared, thats it! i'm going for a sandwich now...
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
E=mc squared! i had F=MC squared i was so close
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
Well whats your F stand for?
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
err, fridges
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
We decided to test the theory of relativity, jeff got a torch and went to the other side of the room...
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The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Jan 8, 2004
Congratulations, Dr Heimlich, on a wonderful manoeuvre.
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
ok jeff you say go when you switch on the torch and i will time how long it take to see the light.
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
oh but if you say go then thats the speed of sound, and i will hear that before i see the light, so if you say go slightly earlier...
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
oh let's just say a million miles an hour. no ones got a car that fast
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 8, 2004
and can you weigh the torch in a vacuum?
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The Godfather of Cheesecake Posted Jan 8, 2004
....should I weigh it in cats per square ironing board?
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 8, 2004
can you weigh the torch near a vacuum, has your mum got a vacuum?
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