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Post 521

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Hannibal's attacking, he's coming over the Alps. He's coming on elephants.


Really? Are you sure? Are you sure they didn't say "Hannibal's attacking, he's coming over the Alps. They're in their element"?


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Post 522

Baconlefeets

whats an elephant?

its a big upside down squirrel sir


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Post 523

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Isn't it funny how when we get in the shower we all become safe-crackers - cos there's only one position where the water temperature is right, and that's between here............ and here!


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Post 524

Baconlefeets

one nanomillimetre between fantastically hot and fuckin freezin!


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Post 525

The Godfather of Cheesecake

..and toasters, they also lie to us.
You put it on 3, you get 1 toast; put it on 5, you get 8 toast!!


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Post 526

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

Toast: stay down! go for the burn, no pain no gain, no socks no shoes, no hair no haircut!


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Post 527

Baconlefeets

yum yum yum eating grass yum yum


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Post 528

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

cows have four stomachs and they chew the cud, you would think one of them would say "hang on i've seen this stuff before"


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Post 529

Baconlefeets

E=MC squared, thats it! i'm going for a sandwich now...


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Post 530

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

E=mc squared! i had F=MC squared i was so close


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Post 531

Baconlefeets

Well whats your F stand for?


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Post 532

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

err, fridges


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Post 533

Baconlefeets

We decided to test the theory of relativity, jeff got a torch and went to the other side of the room...


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Post 534

The Godfather of Cheesecake

Congratulations, Dr Heimlich, on a wonderful manoeuvre.


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Post 535

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

ok jeff you say go when you switch on the torch and i will time how long it take to see the light.


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Post 536

Baconlefeets

oh but if you say go then thats the speed of sound, and i will hear that before i see the light, so if you say go slightly earlier...


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Post 537

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

oh let's just say a million miles an hour. no ones got a car that fast


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Post 538

Baconlefeets

and can you weigh the torch in a vacuum?


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Post 539

The Godfather of Cheesecake

....should I weigh it in cats per square ironing board?


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Post 540

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

can you weigh the torch near a vacuum, has your mum got a vacuum?


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