h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....In pain, fell down the stairs on thursday...Absinthe + Stairs = OW! OW! OW!

stupid i may be on premoderation forever

...unsure what premoderation is

...wondering why you thought absinthe & stairs were a good idea.

...wondering the same thing myself, much pain, but much days off work

...tired of explainin premoderation

wanting to tell a joke about absinthe and wind and japanese motor cars

... at the joke potential.

...hoping you'll tell it!

...going to tell it, if you really want me to.

...waiting in anticipation

...too going to tell it then.
A man goes to the doctor and as he walks in the Doctor clearly hears the word Honda.
"Pardon." says the doctor, "What did you say?"
"Nothing," says the patient, "but that's the reason why I'm here."
"What do you mean?" asks the Doc.
"Well it's a bit embarassing but every time I break wind the word Honda emanates from my shorts."
"Have you been drinking Absinthe?"
"Yes, how could you know? I had half a bottle before going to bed."
"Stop drinking it immediatly if you want to cure your condition."
"Why?"
"Don't you know that 'Absinthe makes the f@rt go Honda.'"

...chuckling under my breath, coz I'm supposed to be working...NO SMILING IN WORK PLEASE, AMUSEMENT WILL BE DEALT WITH MOST SEVERELY

...wanting someone to comment on my latest entry "The Music Game." Wonderful distraction for people working in offices http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A1300609

...queasy. No more tequila for a while.

...full after eating 250 G of cheese and smoked ham tortalini, and two chicken breast fillets done with cracked pepper corns *burp*

..groaning after hearing that joke

....wonderig which joke

...sad you didn't read post 1012 - the joke

...glad I've read the joke now