h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...trapped, inside a tiny little egg.

full of regret that I tied those booster rockets to the combine harvester.

sorry that I shoved that hippo into a jet engine

happy that Cliff Richard didn't draw little faces on my forhead with a crayon while I slept last night, unlike the night before, when he did, and I didn't notice for five hours, well, not until I had got half way up the high street and old Mrs Haricot asked me if I was feeling all right and I said "fine, why?" and she said "'cos you look like a nutter."

whimsical, flighty, irrepressibly full of the joys of spring and tempted to push any button I see, which makes me wonder why they put me in charge of this nuclear submarine in the first place, since I always wanted to make little clay animals out of mud and paint them different colours, but there you go, who can acount for the visicitudes of their varied existence, eh?

stuffed full of jam.

....trying to create a new animal by passing coupious amounts of electricity though bannana custard. i will name the creature namblar and he will be merry and bright and never glum.

viet contact, yes? I give money, you give file, da?

...addicted to stroking corrugated cardboard

..so tempted to move the pink drainpipe, so that my half of the pink drain pipe is more suited to protect me from teh dull and tedious story of their little nephew...

extraordinarily amused by the sight of chimps smoking fags...even though I know it's morally wrong, sorry.

disatisfied with the way in which the co-efficient is expressed in most textbooks.

mildly titilated by school textbooks

... addicted to h2g2.

also addicted to H2G2

...so not addicted to H2G2
agast at the poor quality of most secondary science, and post 16 science textbooks, used in UK schools.

... fed up with work. Why bother???

... annoyed with my jigsaw at home, which is refusing to go together.

... annoyed with my lack of ability to learn the German language to a suitable level, despite the fact the I've been living in Berlin now for the best part of a year.

... glad it isn't Monday.

looking forward to a week off on the 17th

... jealous of your week off.