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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
Stop. Stop. OK you win!!!!
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
Sensible conversation resumes, though for how long it can be maintained is anybody's guess!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
OK we can have a sensible conversation, but what can we talk about?
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
The telepathic bit just isn't working. 
Are you addressing your mouse? They can be very intelligent beasts.
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
Please stop making me My nose is hurting.
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
I'm sorry.............is it still sore?
You must have a pretty nasty bug!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
Not a bug (I wish).
I've got a growth in my sinus which is blocking it. I have now developed sinusitus which means every time I wrinkle my nose in any way it hurts like crazy!!!! 
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
Ouch, must hurt a lot.
Can't you without wrinkling your nose?
( Ok sorry, here we go again. Serious conversation? So did you see that thing last night about human instincts and whiffy T-shirts?)
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
I did yes. 
Imagine stiffing other womens clothes. 
Was quite interesting though.
And no, I can't laugh without wrinkling my nose. Blame my mother, I think I inherited it from her!!
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
More bizarrely can you imagine going up to a guy and asking to sniff him after a short acquaintance just to check he smells right? I'd bet he'd take you on after that experience. 
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
Ouch that hurt!!
I think not!!
Oh mate lift your arm up so I can smell you!!
No.ope. Don't think that would work
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
Strangely enough I thought the same.
Might be a good way to put off a no-hope, not if you were the last chap alive chaser though.
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
But just imagine if your smell was attracting people you didn't want to attract.
What would you do then!
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
Take a long hot soak in a bath of very strong perfume and hope for the best. 
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
Or perhaps you could just say "sod off" and hope he gets the message.
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
I could stick my sword into him I suppose. It might have a more lasting effect!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Oct 31, 2002
Too blunt. Wouldn't do anything.
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Odo Posted Oct 31, 2002
Oh, I don't know. I spent the summer learning to stage fight so I'm reasonably dangerous when armed.
It would also depend where you chose to stick it.
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