h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And there was me thinking you were jsut being a voyeur.

Nothing wrong with that...

Did I just say that out loud?

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I agree comlpetely, I just wanted to clarify the admirals motives/ interest.

Yet again!

Looks suspiciously like it

I'm getting rather good at it.

Whats that bookmarking???

It means I can go back and read the thread without having to wade through a lot of backlogg I've alreay read.

Sorry, missed out the comma.

Whats that, bookmarking???

Make sense??

Course it's bookmarking. I've already said all I'm about to on this thread for now but it doesn’t mean that I’ve stopped lurking.

OK, if you say so!!

I hope you don't all mind me doing what comes naturally to me.
I usually end up replying to the first post in a thread when there are hundreds following it, so here goes.
I have a simple answer to most of life's difficult questions and it is based on the classic reason for climbing mountains. Asked "why do fools fall in love?", i reply "because they are fools".
So: the male fascination for breasts is "because they are there".
The question of size is equally summed up as "because thats the size they are".
The human female form is the (almost*) perfect solution to the problem of making sure the human race doesn't die out too soon. It/She provides a temptation that the male cannot resist. And men, as we know only too well, epitomise the "Form Over Substance" theory - they are part of the collective noun known as mugs. And they ensure by their persistant interest in things anatomical that there is indeed "one born every minute"

*to perfect the design requires eyes in the toes so that we do not walk over a cliff while viewing the aforementioned subject of this thread, the object of desire. But that is another matter altoegether(sic).

A good an interesting point, rather well argued I thought.

Don't want to be pedantic, but most other things are also "there" so as a reason for something specific, ie
completely off the top of my head here,
a fascination with breasts,
its not a very thorough argument.
maybee it varys with the amount of "insert metaphore here" present?

alcohol seems good to "insert here"!!!

Right, don't really have anything to add.

Hence, the mention of drink, which seems to be a popular discussion topic!!!

Hmm, you can drink milk from breasts.

you can drink most things from breasts if you're careful

oh and