h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Spam and marmalade? Euwww.

Spam and marmalade, not spam with marmalade!

I'm thinking... It's good that I changed the coolant/anti-freeze in my car last year...

And I think the old gal needs an oil change, and not for the first time this year. But it's just not the weather to be outside stuck underneath in a tight spot, getting all dirty, then to try and work ones nuts with sticky hands.

I was thinking that the Jab who just posted was the Jab who had started this thread and this now clearly appears not to be the case.
I also just tried to think of a joke about how many Jabs it takes to change a lightbulb...but I couldn't think of one.

I'm thinking about the cheap and wonderful DVD Video combi I've just bought and spent half the day configuring. And why oh why do companies produce these wondrous boxes of tricks and then get total numbskulls to write the manuals

Now thinking maybe I could get a highly paid job writing user friendly manuals........Thinks again no no no, I have my sanity to consider!

Before, I was thinking if Jabberwock were to sign post with "jab" will it be confusing?

As for changing a lightbulb, leave the technical stuff to the men, Mrs_B!



*leg's it before getting my'ojangles' removed*

Nefarious suits you well m'dear.

I'm thinking that it's infinitely improbable that two people should use the name 'Jab', so of course, given the infinite improbability drive, it's happened. 'Jab nefarious' was here before me, and his/her real hootoo name actually is Jab, so I'd better stop using his name to sign off from now on - pronto. Apologies all round.

J

Q. How many Jabs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fish. (surrealist answer)

I'm thinking about having breakfast, but I'm not very hungry

I'm thinking about lunch.

RF




















...and sex.

And I bet you're thinking about them in exactly that order

I'm thinking there are a fair few 'jab' based nicknames, it's a club, of less than exclusive nature.

Oh and *nefairous*, and... No... Nope, it's gone *again*...

OK, so that's finitely probable then...but infinitely improbable that they should all use their shortened version!

Or finitely improbable, perhaps...

J

Scrabble and the 1980s and Madness the group

The word; obfuscate is being thought of...

A group od octogenarians playing scrabble, when will the madness end?

Why people are so nasty?

I'm wondering if this would be a good time to put away the choc biscuits and stop eating them

Peace not War

Thought: "Head hurts. Ankles ache. Must wrap up present."

I'm thinking about how glad I am I started this thread, it's really the way it's worked out

J