h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Our computer system has gone down and we have just had to produce picking lists on our ( labourious ) contingency system.

Hi hun
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I have not long posted to you.

I have just taken a sip of my cup of

I've just had a quick look at my stomach to make sure it IS all muscle. I am now recovering from the disappointment

I've just checked my hotmail and talk21 Email accounts, before which I finished a phone call from Ian, before which I ate the lunch I went to the bakery and purchased.

i lit a cigarette

I have just gone and unsubscribed from a convo, and i don't know which one it was
Stupid blinking keyboard has a mind of it's own lately

I just signed into MSN messenger, and apparently I have two new Emails, in addition, as I signed on, someone apparently has added me to their contacts list, so I added them to mine, but I have no idea who they are...

i've coughted

I've just popped a polo into my mouth and am sucking it.

I went for a slash/had a pee/urinated, before which I'd just drunk a cup of coffee and smoked a cigarette, I'm not sure these things are connected or not.

I sat on the sofa and dranka a cup of darjeeling tea and had a cigarette whilst listening to the Archurs on radio four.

I ate ome grapes while reading my book

I've just done the nighthoovering

(did the nighthoovering last night ! ) just had a cigarette, before which I went to the loo for a slash, before which I ate dinner

i just belched

How odd!: I just farted!

I've just logged on after seeing Celtic unexpectedly fail to lose to Barcelona.

I just scratched my nose and wiggled my toes on my right foot about a bit...

i just wrote these words and now those and now this........