h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Everone's just left the office but I have to wait until the Chinese opens so I can phone my order through and pick up on the way home. I will be smoking a cigarette on the way.

Just thought "Oh yes, it's Friday, so make sure you get your personal calls done before going home." This was a comment on the radio about 1995, it stuck with me as funny.

Just realised my head is full of sh 1t like this!

I am just posting this then i am going for a ciggie, and with that i am going to have a

I was going to say I've just eaten dinner, but in reality, since then I came over to the computer, after washing up, and checked Emails, and then, and probably the most recent thing I've done cept posting on here, obviously, was to restart the CD in the CD player; I would put another one on but I can't be arsed to get up at the moment...

i urinated

I got up from my chair, walked to the living room door, and walked through it, I then turned 90 degrees to my right, walked up the staircase, to the landing where I turned 90 degrees to my right, up a step, turned 90 degrees to my left, opened the bathroom door, went inside, lifted the toilet seat, urinated, flushed the loo, put the seat down, washed my hands in hot water and liquid soap stuff, dried my hands, came downstairs in reverse, got a CD from the CD shelves, put it in teh CD player, and pressed play, sat down at the computer

I've just discovered that my almost sister in law has posted something to the i spy thread without me knowing, i then panicked as i thought of what else she could have put under my name, i searched trough my convos and felt relief that she had only posted there

I just finished a cigarette and stubbed it out.

i am smoking a cigarette

I`ve just come back from dinner !!

I've just got off the phone with my friend, who will be going to school in New Mexico next year, and guess who's helping her move!

I`ve just read Android82`s post....Is there a place called Old Mexico ?

I've just ed.

She's going to New Mexico Tech to study hydrology in caves.

I wouldn't have thought that Mexico - new or old would be a good place to go to look at caves right now .
Unless she can hold her breath for a long time!!

A car just drove by.

A "customer" just got up, went to the loo, shuffled back and has gone back to bed

I`ve just started a new thread called Never Ending Story

I just woke up

I have just put the kettle on to make myself a cuppa, does anyone want one?

I just took a look at the trech my dads diggin in the garden