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Must... Kill... Something....

Post 1

Mr. X ---> I spent a year dead for tax purposes. It worked so well that I'm going to do it again.

Anything.....



YOU! smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - monster


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Post 2

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

[holds up mirror]

smiley - run


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Post 3

Superfrenchie

Phew, that was close !

And today, kids, we learnt to always hide behind paulh.
smiley - evilgrin


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Post 4

Mr. X ---> I spent a year dead for tax purposes. It worked so well that I'm going to do it again.

*There's a sudden tap on Superfrenchie's shoulder.*

smiley - monster


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Post 5

Superfrenchie

Pah, I fear nothing, I have chocolate, and that will tame the wildest monsters!
smiley - chocsmiley - cake?


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Post 6

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Is it time to bring out the garlic again? smiley - bat

(Takes silver chainmail from walk-in closet)


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Post 7

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

[Drinks Coors light, a..a. the silver bullet]


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Post 8

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

(Sharpens claymore on edge of desktop computer)


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Post 9

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

I've killed two or three mice lately, but it would have been so much nicer if they had reasonably accepted my instructions to leave my house. I've told them, every day for months, that they really should leave.


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Post 10

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

In our old house we used to catch (=kill) a mouse a day during the winter season. Some ecaped though. We once found just a tail. Another mouse approached the trap from the other side and got launched (slid over the slippery floor for 2 metres before running away again).


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Post 11

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

I think all my mice have either died or left. It's nice and quiet here, and I don't find their droppings any more.


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