h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes, or fridges.. or both or simple explosives (ka-ing-boom) if we can get them past the security at the rocket launch base

Security...

well.. that is obviously very important ... I mean .. surely you cannot have the whole world running in and out of a rocket launch platform with explosives? or washing machines or 2nd hand car parts for that matter?

The daleks aren't doing much I'll get them to set up some sort of patrol. I still don't like the designers idea of putting the silos next to the petroleum tanks...it's asking for trouble!!!

Well then, being from Belfast I know a thing or two about things that can burn......

The cannot be burned by ICBM's...washing machines however the clangers have prepared for.

On their recent trip (or evacuation) to our they restocked on all the little things clangers need to perform their highly dangerous experiments ....spanners, sprockets, rubber tubes, washers and of course magnets So the washing machine is welcome

We no longer fear your childish threats

That's it...we paper masha the moon...suficate it that way!!!

well, it is obvious that the can not be destroyed easily. It will not burn, explode or dissolve. It is however possible to find a suitable meteor, asteroide or something, hit it with a washing machine or a fridge or something and change its orbit so that it hits the moon full in the .
That will do serious damage.
Being a dinosaur I know a thing or two about rocks falling out of the sky

Your very bitter about that particular rock, are'nt you???

save the moon and vote for clive

Whose Clive???

clive the flying ostrich and next president of h2g2,,,,vote for clive in 2005

president? did I miss anything? an election campaign? anyway, a flying ostrich will surely agree to destroy the moon

our lunar spork will deflect any attempt

I'm not voting for any thingite filth..., or otherwise!!!

a spork? a lunar spork? that's ridiculous.. you couldn't even eat soup with it, let alone save the moon with it.

and as for the flying ostrich.. if he will not support destruction we'll impeach him faster than he'll be elected.

Is he thingite?

i don't know his policy on the moon.i take it upon myself to defend glorious luna...without the moon there would be no lunatics

Ah, you've got a point there.. would that mean if we destroy the moon we destroy all lunatics? cure them? what would be medical and social implications? would it have any effects on werewolve population? witches gathering?

I've taken all of this into account, an ISA of factors if you will!!!

The will not be bored to death by talk of such ISAs.

Neither will she be deflected from her orbit, this has been tried many times pre and post dinosaurs with little impactpardon the pun.

Your daleks are useless against our magnetic s, and your tropical island is being monitored 24/7 by the thunderbirds. I think I'm safe in saying your options are becoming very limited

The sun has started sending solar flares and given time they will reach your tropical island and fry it You will then be homeless and your plans will flounder as you scramble for a raft to escape from your island.

's are in place should you manage to get afloat and they shall capture you and transport you to the where you shall spend the rest of your days chatting with clangers, eating chicken soup thanx to the dragon and being inventive with pieces of falling metal........

( ) I cannot believe it! this guy believes Thunderbirds really exist and dragons are still alive. Solar flares are of course foreseen and are certainly not a problem, they may be useful charging the emergency battery backup systems however.

The s are certainly not any problem whatsoever. Pierce will take care of them if need be.

and as for dinosaurs and impact... would you like to discuss that with my uncle Rex? He is the only one in the family that still gets rather emotional discussing "that impact"