h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it is the only celestial body besides earth that has had man set foot on

Yeah right mate!!!

save the moon

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so what? that is hardly a reason to keep it? if I summarise the moon travels: they've been there, done their thing, saw that it is pretty useless and don't go back there.

useless thing, wipe it.

Ahh...they've started making songs: http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

but it's alright, we've got a pair of Intercontinental Ballistics Missiles!!!

... ... well, the song surely will not make any difference

and are you sure you don't want interplanetary ballistics??

Yeah they would be nice, but nobody makes them anymore!!!

ah.. and I suppose it's no good sending mice up there in a spaceship, tell them the is made of green cheese?

Spaceships don't grow on trees, Rome was'nt built in a day!!!

correct, but with the right tools it can be destroyed in half a second think positive!

arrrrr.... well, something like that anyway

With the right tools, it might look as though it was built in a day... we need some experts!!!

You can't destroy the moon! Think of what it'll do to the Fraggles!!! The moon is the most beautiful thing in Fraggle Rock!!!!!

Think of the trouble they went through to capture it and put it back into the pool!

Hey there I'm back

Was on a little interdimensional jaunt there and discovered that the cannot be destroyed.

Its made of that indestructiable stuff .....whats it called now .....forgotten it for the moment ....anyhoo it cannot be destroyed.

Any attempt to fire a missile at it .... will result in the missile bouncing off like a and exploding in the atmosphere above the tropical island base of the origin of said missile.



By attempting to doom the you will only destroy yourselves.

I think you need a new plan

MOON FOR THE

That is very good news!

I trust the jaunt was enjoyable?

ff,

Its amazing what you can learn on interdimensional jaunts.

You should try it sometime

Can't wait to see what the loosers come up with this time to destroy the but whatever it is - it has to be more subtle than ICBM's.

We must wait and be wary

Waiting away

save the moon

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we call that stuff rock (as in "geology", not as in "Mick Jagger"). Rock can be destroyed, don't discuss rocks and destruction with a dinosaur

Damn it, all our plans were centred around the fact you could set fire to the . I know, we could arm the ICBMs with washing machines...it worked on that comet thing!!!