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What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 12, 2005
Panicking on the streets of Birmingham.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 12, 2005
that was yesterday (when we got lost on the university campus in Brum that is) 
Wondering why yet again the dust bunnies do yelp so loudly and the swamp creatures moan in such a plightful manner whilst the wind scarely drops a pine nosed needle from a cart on the corner of the street.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Ridiculous Chicken†- a very absurd little bird Posted Jul 12, 2005
Posting on the "looking for a lover" thread.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 12, 2005
trying to calculate the length of elastic bands and thickness of them needed to allow him to jump off the balcony and dangle in front of passers by on the pavement in order to terrify them 
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 13, 2005
putting drawing pins on the road to pop passing cars tyres 
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 13, 2005
Cleaning my replica gun
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jul 13, 2005
Rounding up wombats from the Greene King brewery.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 13, 2005
Wondering what hat to wear?
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 13, 2005
digging a hole in order that I can refil it later on.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 13, 2005
Looking in Yellow Pages for JCB hire.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 13, 2005
Having an alcoholic smoothie
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 13, 2005
Thinking what to put in the hole.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 13, 2005
About to put on a pinafor and do the housework in the nud
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 13, 2005
Mosturising my bum.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 13, 2005
(naa thats for later once I've gotten a shower)
Wondering why he can hear the dustcart outside when its the rong day for the bins to be emptied
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
wayde_k Posted Jul 13, 2005
Realizing that today is not Sunday.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 13, 2005
Catapaulting a badger our of the window
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
wayde_k Posted Jul 13, 2005
Warning people of impending badger-collision by yelling "Fore!"
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jul 13, 2005
Weighing up whether to fire a High Explosive or Armour Piercing badger next.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 13, 2005
Wishing he'd paid more attention to math at school and could as a result correctly work out the tangent and tragectory of badgers being catapaulted at passers by in the street
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What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
- 161: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 12, 2005)
- 162: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 12, 2005)
- 163: Ridiculous Chicken†- a very absurd little bird (Jul 12, 2005)
- 164: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 12, 2005)
- 165: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 13, 2005)
- 166: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jul 13, 2005)
- 167: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jul 13, 2005)
- 168: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jul 13, 2005)
- 169: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 13, 2005)
- 170: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jul 13, 2005)
- 171: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 13, 2005)
- 172: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jul 13, 2005)
- 173: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 13, 2005)
- 174: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jul 13, 2005)
- 175: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 13, 2005)
- 176: wayde_k (Jul 13, 2005)
- 177: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 13, 2005)
- 178: wayde_k (Jul 13, 2005)
- 179: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jul 13, 2005)
- 180: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 13, 2005)
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