h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Peeling wax of my nipples

poor 2legs

Slippery ropes? you oughta watch out where your squirting your lube mate

It doesn't so much peel off as 'crumble' off that bit at least isn't apinful (got a shower earlier after getting back took care of all such and any other remaining ..... reminders....)

and slippery floors

recovering from a large hang over as he hasn't appeared today

I got up... about 2 laofed about a bit in the front room, did a giant fry up brecky and have been mudfungusing

Worrying about the age of milk.

Wondering whether to chop some garlic and onions, as he has to shave later.

RF

I did only thirty minutes or less ago chop some onions and garlic! I wonder if dinner is ready yet?

Wash the knife before shaving!

RF

eating dinner and having the hair of the dog?

digesting dinner and feeling very tired

I don't know what you call it actually, from the legs point of view I mean. Maybe I'm overthinking this. I am sitting cross legged in a chair in front of my computer (as is usually done by me) and from the legs point of view this means that one is on top of the other which makes me think that the only thing you could possibly call it is...dirty. That was way too long.

2legs will be thinking about that now

I'm thinkign about being tied up to a bed and whipped with a leather belt whilst being blindfolded

If you read the recent additions to the forum you'd be thinking of being spanked with summat else

*runs over to Mugfungus

I think worldgirl post 1'ed.


Interesting concept... instead of answering what she would be doing if she was 2legs, she answered what she would be doing if she were two legs.

Funny that I hadn't thought of it that way before.

Wondering why my recording is taking so long...

sleeping