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Mu Beta Posted May 14, 2005
Why would you want to build a lesbian out of dry stones?
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Iluvatar(ruler of middle earth and all of Ea and Arda) Posted May 14, 2005
Artisan, thats strange. Most people say four pancakes because birds fly. But the actual answer is twenty-seven 'cause the world is round and hippos swim underwater.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted May 14, 2005
Have you ever tried building a lesbian out of wet stones? dam' near impossible.
Hippos can't walk underwater, they swim overland.
Obviously, the correct answer is Wednesday.
RF
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YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted May 14, 2005
Did someone say 'hopscotch'? I don't know why we can't just do the show right here.....
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Artisan Posted May 22, 2005
Well isn't that just the same as saying, even if you have nothing you still have something. I think the answer is three times the question squared, plus barking up the left tree has not helped at all!
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Real_Ford_Prefect Posted Jun 16, 2005
cool! I like your poem but i dont understand the mortar. My friend says that mortar never got bored. Ah well, errrm, the computer be shakin! aaaaaarghy! hang on, where my house!! i lost my house! miff.
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PartialConfusion Posted Jun 16, 2005
I would like to annouce with pride there has been a sharp but subtle decrease in sanity withing the last 24 hours
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redbilly500 Posted Jun 16, 2005
Ah well you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
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redbilly500 Posted Jun 16, 2005
thats because it would impune the rights of the vicar.
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Keseral - lost... Posted Jun 18, 2005
but vicars rights are never impuned becaus of the impuning act page 801 paragrah 6 postscript 23, stating " according to their religious and social misdemeanors in past events when their rights have been impuned, anyone who holds a post of cleric, vicar, canon or higher may not hiave his/her/its rights impuned."
This is of course precedented by the compulsary impuning of artichokes, which, under a certian pressure, and on the point where they get pinkly embarrased and can't answer simple questions such as ' how many leaves did your best friend martin-choke have when he was 3 and 4/5 of an inch tall, thereby collapsing the theory of artichoke confidance under 200 atmosheres, and rendering a change in impunation figurativly impossible.
An atttempt at a literal change however, is outlawed by the California Artichoke Advisory Board http://artichokes.org/ and is only allowed once every decade in the Castroville Artichoke Festival http://www.artichoke-festival.org/ under specified conditions and performed on an artichoke who voluntered for the task.
so generally, you cannot be correct, because nothing can impune the rights of a vicar.
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archShade Posted Jun 19, 2005
As for the number of apples I reckon that this formulae is as close as you will get
(42(-67847)^(1/2)cos 56/974*Pi)/the length of a peice of string in Kelvin
dont ask to see the math
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PartialConfusion Posted Jun 19, 2005
I'm confused, too many figures and political mumbo-jumbo
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archShade Posted Jun 26, 2005
were can you see lions?
Only in Kenya
come to kenya weve got lions.
Were can you see tigres only in Kenya
got lions and tigres in kenya
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Artisan Posted Jun 26, 2005
If your not too old then you can visit Neverland There's a wide variety of animals to choose from. tigers, elephants, lions, bed-snakes.....
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- 21: Mu Beta (May 14, 2005)
- 22: Iluvatar(ruler of middle earth and all of Ea and Arda) (May 14, 2005)
- 23: A Super Furry Animal (May 14, 2005)
- 24: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (May 14, 2005)
- 25: Artisan (May 22, 2005)
- 26: aka Bel - A87832164 (May 22, 2005)
- 27: h2g2 auto-messages (Jun 13, 2005)
- 28: Real_Ford_Prefect (Jun 16, 2005)
- 29: PartialConfusion (Jun 16, 2005)
- 30: redbilly500 (Jun 16, 2005)
- 31: redbilly500 (Jun 16, 2005)
- 32: Keseral - lost... (Jun 18, 2005)
- 33: archShade (Jun 19, 2005)
- 34: PartialConfusion (Jun 19, 2005)
- 35: redbilly500 (Jun 24, 2005)
- 36: U1567414 (Jun 24, 2005)
- 37: archShade (Jun 26, 2005)
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- 40: Artisan (Jun 26, 2005)
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