h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nothing....naked as the day I was born
Wrapped in a big pink bath towel

Were you wrapped in a big pink towel, then?

Yes was wrapped in it BUT not wearing it.
Still is wrapped around me NOT wearing it unless im gonna start a new fashion trend.
Which I dont think is a good idea me walking starkers in to a pub with just with a towel wrapped around me.
It dunt bother me but might not go do well with others

Might get you some free drinks!

Now that I never thought of
You tried it have you

No, I don't have any pink towels, unfortunately

I will lend you one.
If im up for it so you should be
Get them fellas going good time
Might get more than free drinks
Oops meant a free meal as well
"HONEST"

Weeeeellll nice of you to offer, but it's cold and rainy here. Might be a bit chlly on the way to the pub!


But a hot meal would warm us right up again

Im ok my pub just across the road,my daughters boyfriends mum & dad own it so its a late start through till early morning.
Handy to 3mins away & if I wanna bring anyone back....well lets nip across the road before you have to go home,its local so they cant live far away so wham bam thankyou mam then home they go.
Dont get me wrong im no slapper well im 51 but I like a bit of all ages.
Hope ive not shocked you

No, I'm not that easy to shock!

I'll just follow you, then...

ok...clothes off
Towels ...on
Lets go
Drinks all night long ....well till at least 3am+
Think I oughta make a move soon..
But I get to stay as long as I like

*wraps on towel*

All right, let's go!

Green Socks
Black boxer shorts
Black Reebok Trainers / Sneekers
Black Track suit / jogging bottoms
Brown T Shirt
Browny green 'moss' Peter Storm fleese jumper

Glasses
White Gold wedding band / ring
Black leather braclet on left wrist
2 Plastic bangles purple and black on right wrist
Arctic blue dimonti Ear ring/ stud in left ear


A smile
My skin

blue tie-dye socks
black jeans with a hole in the knee
a blue Lands' End tunic type thing
white bra
blue pants

the horribly painful shoes my sister wants me to wear at her graduation

Wear what you want to wear not what is dictaited by your sister.

I'm taking the path of least resistance, I'd rather not get in a huge flaming row with her right now...

I would not be dictaited too. But best to humour her for now i guess.

Exactly. And it'll give me an excuse to leave early, so's not to have to chat politely with my old teachers and classmates...

Well nobody tells me how to run my life.

I know, I'm a pushover. The thing is I so rarely see my family at the moment, busy with Uni and all, I don't want to spoil it over something so silly, specially as they'll all be sleeping in my room; my sister will even be sharing my bed...