h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and a Mandarin phrasebook

a h2g2 mousemat?

Here (at Uni) I have a fairly scratched-up table in the corner of an empty seminar room, but already my things have expanded to fill it.

Currently on the table:

laptop
plain black mousemate from IKEA
mouse
black leather jacket
light brown leather bag with such things as camera, sketchbook, wallet, notebook, mobile, etc still in it
half-empty bottle of chocolate milk
paper plate that only has a few cake crumbs left on it
and a usb pen drive with a "Space Patrol Orion" keychain on it. (Or as we call the things, "USB sticks", just as much a pseudo-English Germanism as calling a mobile a "Handy")

I've got an h2g2 mouse mat on my desk too.

*shun, shun, shun those without h2g2 mouse mats*

I have no hootoo mousemat

I have a standard generic mousemat from the stationary supplier we use at work.

Sans PC and peripherals, I have three trays of paperwork, a radio, a green plastic skull (that originally contained lollies for halloween), a CD, a mug, two books, some crisps, a folder, some keys, a stapler, three phones (plus my mobile), some post-its, a parking permit book, an A4 hole punch, some cassettes, a row of Ice Age 2 figures and I also have a He Man action figure superglued to the small key cabinet to my right...

Oh, and a zebra with bendy wire legs and magnetic feet is climbing up said key cabinet