h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Try opening and closing the CD drawer loads of times. That always puts them in their place.

Especially at school. The CD drives there are very quick to open and close. Is that why there are now computers side-by-side that have no CD-drives now?

Are there ever any mouse balls in the mice?

In school only about 1 in 10 mice _ever_ worked.

(I told you that computers are sentient!I've been cut off for a week as my modems been busted...i had to get a new one...coincidence?I think not...it was punishing me for the things i wrote.)
but anyway.
In my school all the computers are brand spanking new so everything works.But we're not allowed on the internet in computers anymore as there was a HUGE telephone bill

Surely that defeats the point of having the internet?

I like stealing the mouse balls at school *^_^*. Don't actually do it propewrly...I always put them back . That's the least they deserve though.

On the subject of stealing things from school computers, I heard a story once that in a school just 5 minutes from mine somebody managed to steal a motherboard from a school computer...

But that has to be urban legend, right?

Depends on the school, y'know...

In the brief time we had the internet in my school,I copied one or two cliparts and e-mailed them to myself.(That wasn't dishonest 'cos I was only copying them.)
I heard a story about a school down the road where some of the students hacked into the school computers and changed all the passwords.
urban myth?

Prolly

or maybe not...is it possible...i dunno...
who knows?
I don't
thats the thing with urban myths there kinda...mythic

Yeah

yeah...I heard another urban myth about a guy who got hunted down by a giant ..uh..chicken.and thats it.
I'm tired...

sorry...won't happen again...I can't be the only person who spends too much time on the internet...right?

Nope. If I ever wonder if I have too much free time (going to bed real late helps) then I take a peek at some of the names on h2g2 and wonder how many rl friends -they- have

Me, I just can't resist a plea from the heart . . .



any minite now . . .

tum ti tum . . .

Ah, I can almost taste the sweat beading on your brow as you feverishly scan the list of forums to see if the 'researchers' mummys' one has been updated . . .

Slurp, Gotcha!

Congratulations you are the latest victim of Toad the Humanlicker

What?

Just had to revive this forum. To tell you to go to http://www.ask.com and ask the Question "What clother did jesus wear?" then scroll down to the response from AltaVista. Maybe someone should tell the Pope.

Damn keyboard! I typed the right thing, Honest.
The Question should be "What clothes did Jesus wear?"

Dear Doc,

I'm with you on that. One way to revive old forums (or is it fora?) is to randomly post to them, thus updating there most recent posting time.

And with that he was off....