h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'll be hornswaggled... what'll *you be?

"You could knock me down with a feather"
Knock me down and call me Phee Phee
I'll be a knock kneed knacked old nose bag

I'll be a monkey's uncle...

I'll be a gorilla's Granny ....

Wowzers.

You been at those cough sweets again, Cookie?

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Dear Lord

*Followed by a monicle falling into a glass*

Bugger

Bugger, that is my favourite and the one used most. Bluddy hell is another as is bloomin eck. Hells bells and buckets of blood used to be a favourite but it has too many words when you are supposed to be astonished.

A lot of people say 'Oh really' and that makes me cross and I say, 'Yes bluddy really' or 'You're joking' and I go NO does this face look like it's joking. My mother in law says Never a lot but she is old so I let her get away with it.

I say that all the time ... sorry in advance, Cate!

Really? Really? Really? he said nodding, smiling and pretending to be interested.!!

Does this face look bovvered young man? If you keep winding me up I won't call you young man any more

I thought the new term was "Talk to the hand!" but I'm not really sure what it means. I'll get old and wrinkly if you stop calling me Young ...

DON'T STOP --- please!

OK young un, listen, the phrase is talk to the hand because the face isn't listening.

I get a great deal of my lines from Catherine (does this face look bovvered) Tate.

Do you watch Little Britain?

Strewth mate

I think you know that I live in Germany ... and do have SKY (not really allowed but don't tell anyone) ... but because she arrived when I didn't have it, I sort of missed out on the publicity and hype ... but will try to get in to it ... everyone uses her words and phrases!!

By George, Cookie, the sun is so hot this morning ... the beginning of Autumn!!

Mist und farfluckter noch ein mal. :0)

Ach du leiber Gott!

Was gibt?

A lot of people dislike Little Britain and Catherine Tate. I on the other hand love the scatty humour. Unfortunately, Little Britain went that little bit too far and in almost all the episodes someone either vomitted or urinated inappropriately I found the regularity of this type of humour NOT FUNNY.

But isn't that very British? I remember that formal classic British comedies like Monty Python and the Young Ones also shocked the audiences at the time.

To shock I suppose is one thing but projectile vomit or wee is nasty.
I didn't like the Young Ones much.