h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[hopefully] Ioreth, can I have some popcorn?

There now...already to continue, though I am quite sure my dear BluesSlider has fallen asleep tangled in this web we have woven. However...sleep does not hinder my plans.

These veils have got to go, though. They keep catching on the spanner. Let me just remove them...OH...what have we here?!

What have what here? What have who here? What, incidentally, HAVE we here? How what have here we? Who what where when why? [continues unintelligibly]

[female] {Has anyone the faintest idea of what our names should be? What /has/ anyone have the faintest idea of?}

Have some popcorn, my young sir. There, there...

Now, carry on...

Thanks. [makes as if to eat the whole bag in one bite and puts it down. He rummages around in it for a minute or two and then pulls out two puffs.]

Excuse me...I have to go choke...

[female] {Choke who?}

a dragon.

*BS opens one bleary eye at the mention of dragons then snuggles back down into the web to dream sweet dreams*

[cut to a Far Side cartoon: it shows an oil spill which has snuffed Puff. The caption reads, "Tragety occurs on the coast of a land called Honna-Lee"]

[Pull back to reveal exactly the same shot as before]

[female] {Did you know that male Mewtwos must be asleep before Those Hormones disappear?} [she kicks the male] {Hey, wake up!}

I think there's a lesson to be learnt here, folks: never kick a Mewtwo unless you're another one.

:::sigh:::

*BS drifts back from his reverie*
::::sigh?:::

Hard to play alone....

True, it's always more fun with two....or more Although I must admit, this duct tape is starting to chafe a little.

Well then, let me remove it. And by the way...a bit ago I was trying to remove a few veils and noticed an interesting attribute of yours. How *do* you find clothes that fit?

I have them tailor made and wear a big hat I notice your attributes are not insignificant. Maybe we could put those veils to good use? They seem long and silky.

*BS runs a veil through his hand with a grin*