h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gives a whole new meaning to bird watching.

And twitching.

Tomorrow I shall have a full catalogue of dumb things. I'm going on a live sound engineeing workshop. Plenty of stuff to plug in wrong, stupid questions to ask, twiddling switches the wrong way.... I try, but mostly I'm trying.

Join the club nat, how can anyone be lovable unless they are clueless? I ask you how?

Note i have just tripped over a big red luggage case.

Big red luggage cases, keys, glass even kitchen equipment are known to move around to make their owners look stupid. My keys, mobile phone and diary are experts at this.

MC, at least you're not tripping over absolutely nothing. Or laughing so much you into a nettle bush, wearing shorts and a vest-top thingy. On my birthday as well. And it wasn't even that funny, cos I can't remember what made me laugh that much.

Maybe it was something in the giggle juice you had to celebrate your birfday.

Ribena, that's what must have done it.

Years and years ago we used to drink ribena and rum and have the nerve to call it rum and black. We also used to use orange squash and vodka and call em screw drivers