h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

really? but its so appropriate!

so did the word pens exist pre Pauline too?

Oh Pens

"Dave, you're my wive now"

AHA!! he does know it!!!

Would you like some pegs dave?

My memory's kind of crap but would that be the two old ladies!?! in the shop?

thtas the "would you like a bag dear, i think he wants a bag" "oooh he wants a bag for that bag does he?"

they remind me of the "SPAM SPAM SPAM SAPM and spam" sketch

helo,

I duosn;t wathc thes tVlision progrMas you mentionm, can You pleas tell me what this programs thts you mention is abouts?

MicKey Love xxxxxxXXxxx

"I haven't seen you before. Are you local?"

"This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here"

This might help you out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/l/leagueofgentleme_66602120.shtml

he seems to have disappeared..."we didn't burn him!"

I have nothing to declaire, other than my sense of impending doom.

What kind of doom is going to impend upon you?

Thanxsssssssssssss for the adviccccce, DAVE, I found that link very informative! And I have some pegs BElonging to you!

YOURE BOTH MY WIVES NOOOOOW!

Dave, you had a block in your toliet but its alright, i fixed it for youuuuu

Doom? Just normal mundaine run of the mill type doom.... nothing out of the ordinary, impending stock market crashes, the huge dramatic crash in the housing market, combined with the rise in the price of milk and peanuts...

Not to mention the secret leak of gas thats been going into your back yard for the last couple of weeks...

I don't have a back yard! *looks out of the rear window and into the car park far below All of my hair, which I collect up from the floor of the bath, that I throw out of the bathroom window, seems to have grown into a giant hair

well ya do now!

I've just been out to talk to the giant hair apparently he has taken over the car park and won't let anyone, aside me use it, so it is now my back yard Yep; I noticed the gaseous smell; I think its from the Balti resturant

always good to know that you have a hairon your side...will you use it for evil or good?

i am the hair
^. .^
= ' =

good for you!