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Yeah - like I'm doing now!

Tell that to 2legs!

Hey, wait a minute! I AM a fish!

push yourself backwards on your office chair and move your arm like you where rowing

Spin round repeatedly and say "wabawabawabawabawabawabawabawaba" repeatedly.

argue with a frog about the color of

Open a tin of pineapple chunks,then see if you can build a pinapple,if not,see what else you can build.

try doing that with a tin of tomato soup.

You are going into the realms of fantasy there.you are talking to someone who makes bead door curtains out of tins of sweetcorn

get some vogons to attack you and

Stand in front of ubove mentioned vogons

>> Open a tin of pineapple chunks,then see if you can build a pinapple,if not,see what else you can build. <<

I've built a model of the Swiss Re building.

No, wait...

it's a pineapple after all.

RF

p.s. No, wait...

Good Init? it gets harder if you use pineapple bits.

I'm inspired now.

I'm going to build a corned-beef igloo in the garden tomorrow.

What kind of glue should I be using? Mine keeps falling apart.

try jell-o

Actually, my ongoing project for bored moments is designing a matter transporter which I am going to send back in time using my time machine (with Grandfather Paradox Cancellation Circuit) to the day when I needed it because I forgot to take my lunch to work with me.

Turn on the radio and stab innocent pieces of black poster board that have never harmed anyone with unused plungers dipped in awful colors of paint and stick blank cds on the paint before it dries in front of a live audience and call it a contemporary artistic performance piece and then sell dvds of yourself for $20 a piece and sell your painting for $500 to a yuppy idiot who is addicted to contemporary art and expirences the passion of the piece everytime he views it in his study and wishes he had your talent, but doesn't because he's just an ordinary stock broker/yuppy idiot and you are the genius who can convincingly sell absolute crap to stock broker/yuppy idiots as contemporary artistic expressions.

That's not silly, that's a career path

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