h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

eat chalk

write to
mr nobody
9 schul way
Oxford

Start to make s, then half-way through, realize that you're out of flour. then make a ten minute trip to the store and start to buy flour, but then by pre-made s instead and some extra yummy chocolate milk and some taffy and then eat them at home in front of the tv during the terrible day time television programs and then blame the original mess on your dog and send him to his kennel if he doesn't clean it up!

Try to:
rewrite Harry Potter and the;
1.philosphers stone
2.chamber of secrets
3.prisoner of azkaban
4.goblet of fire
5.order of the phenix
6.halfblood prince
try to write Harry Potter 7 which hasn't come out!

Harry Potter!?

ICK

You make me sick
Hopefully, your version will be much, much better

Pat your head and rub someone else's tummy in a circular motion at the same time....ask permission first though

But it's more fun to see the suprised expressions on their faces!

Play Zork get up early and hang about waiting for an external 250 gig harddrive to arrive

Study the back of your hand so that you will know it like the back of your hand.

Marry your left foot's toe one in from teh big toe, in a civel wedding ceramoni, but forget to invite his other toe friends to the reception

Be the wedding photographer at the above mentioned ceremony.

Be the catering people for the above ceramony and provide various takes* on 'finger food', in teh vein of 'toe food'

toe food?

isnt that a vegetarian substitute for meat? It certainly sounds like it.

hoh yus! Take your newly married toe whife on a honeymoon to a really cheesy honeymoon resort

Then be the divorce lawyer when they return home and realize they've made a horrible, terrible mistake by jumping into the hole marriage thing without really thinking it through

Be the trial judge should it not be solved between them or by a mediator.

And then run away with the ex-wife/ex-husband (depending on preference)

Take an elephant.

RF

take it where?

Up the bum, dissolved in water, or without owner's consent.

Up to you.

RF