h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooo pussy

and i was wondering what to do with this empty bottle. here it goes

*watches baottle winses at smashed glass all over 2legs*

no i'm not that wicked- it was only plastic.

Having now suitably recovered, I proceed to throw a nuclear power station at 2legs

*throws a nice big shield at 2legs* (I likes 2legs!)

Throws an anti-2legs at 2legs, just to see what'll happen.

now then! who'll we be throwing things at and blaming things on now?
i'm throwing this half-full milk cartoon at YOU for this.

throws a dish cloth at 2legs....for no particular reason...

RF

Throws to go with the tomato, and half a lettuce and a cucumber...

*tries to make his mind up what to do with the cucumber *the anti-2legs approchs and gets within a few milimetres but then the '2legs' propells the 'anti 2legs', and visa versa (kinda like magnets I guess

::Tosses some allegations at 2legs but he swears he dint doit so they don't stick.

chucks some soap at 2legs to make him squeaky clean.

RF

That'd better be a very, very big bar to deal with all that filth.

Chucks a at 2legs, just to be annoying.

it was carbolic..used to clean street urchins....chucks a loofah at 2legs for good measure

Turns hosepipe on 2legs...oops, hosepipe ban! That's me locked up for the duration!

RF

Throws a fridge at 2legs for him to stick his magnets on. (Also useful for keeping thecold)

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