h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Life and thinking capacity amazes me....

Cathedrals and the fact that they exist because of the human desire to believe that death isn't final.

What amazes me?

How someone manages to actually miss a toilet and the end result is a turd on the floor. How?

And even worse, how does someone manage to get what is clearly just a section of turd stuck to the toilet wall? Does someone sit there and think "Right, all done, I think I'll just chuck a bit up the wall". Jeez.

That mankind generally thinks it is the most intelligent life-form on the planet. Or the general overall arrogance of Mankind, I suppose.

But that's negative amazement.

Positive amazement is how beautiful bare trees look with a sprinkling of snow over them.

My father amazes me. Staring death in the face, he's not uttered one word of self-pity, all he cares about is how my Mum is going to cope when he's gone.

Your whole family amazes me, Annie.

h2g2 amazes me, so many wonderful people who say just the right words

How big the World is ?

Why people have to swear on here to communicate their dislike of something

I am amazed at how i can fly, but mortals can;t. also, i amazed at sloths, they are soooooooooo cool.

lol xxx

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generally anything amazes me, so all is well. wowzers!

Most things amaze me too.... how nice beer tastes still amazes me despite however long I@ve been drinking the stuff for.... it amazes me when I look at how much money I've managed to spend over Chritmas, or when I see how little work I managed to do last year blu tac amazes me too quite often as do those funny little bits on the sides of portable radio

2legs amazes me. In the nicest possible way of course.

I am amazed you haven;t died of liver poisoning.

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peace out loud.

It's OK - he doesn't eat poisoned livers.

Who soesn;t eat poisoned livers? *enters state of utter confusion*

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ee hee.

Whoever this: 'I am amazed you haven;t died of liver poisoning.' was meant for (I assumed it was 2legs).

I had my liver replaced..... with a large spare tank for storage purposes

yes it was 2legs. no, but the liver will stop functioning, stop producing proteins for cell production, and you will die. oh, and it will stop every other one os the 500 jobs it does. and, the process is irreversible, if a bit is gone, it is gone forever.

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peace out loud. see you in hell.

So what happened to your liver, then, 2legs?

I would suggest some one probably "enjoyed it with fava beans and a nice chianti" but it was probably pre-marinaded anyway!

The liver is capible of a lot of regeneration, to an extent, I.E., once the damage is very bad it won't regenerate but can when less of a damage hapening.... My livers in great shape work it out down the gym on vodka and whisky