h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahem Three rather fine chocolates from the Chocolzte Tasting Club (the last of the box), a smoked ham and cheese panini, a mince pie, a plate of roasted sausages with apples, onions and cheesy mash, a satsuma, the best part of a bowl of Walkers Oriental Crackers, a good few party sausage rolls from FarmFoods...Do 2 Mochachinos, and a quantity of canoejuice, count as well?

Up until midnight, very little. Then large amounts of comfort food. I'm stressed.

A few chocolates, and a chicken roll and English mustard sanger

chilli and rice

Chicken

nothing yet

BLT roll from the bakery, with mayo, on a wholemeal roll, and a cornish pasty also from the bakery... A smallish G&T

Ham sandwhich

2 bags of scampi fries (yum)
2 sausage rolls and a steak pie(from gregs in the overgate)
2 highly concentrated caffinated drinks
1 jack daniels
i mars bar
8 cigarettes
hee hee caffeine

scampi fries (yum) not had those for yonks

i find that after a while they get dangerously addictive

don't you find the cigarettes a bit dry and burns ones gullit as you swallow them ?

yes that is becoming a bit of a problem.

A bowl of homemade chilli at 6.30 p.m. Monday 28th of November

nothing. not even cigarettes.

You can't eat fags

why not? i can eat fags if i want to eat fags! no one can tell me that i cant eat fags! arrgh nicotine withdrawal*twitches involuntarily*help!

Whatever floats your boat

1 toasted bagel (not from macdonalds)
1/2 twix (lf2871 ate the rest)
2 jumbo sausage rolls
2 fruit salads (the small chewy sweets not actual fruit)
no cigarrettes. (yes i know you cant eat cigarettes but i count it as a food because you are still absorbing a substance into your body so there and stop bothering me i need a fag badly right now)

Prawn mayo sandwhich and two Minstrals